Fake Lufthansa CEO

Meine Damen und Herren, this is a parody account of your favorite Frankfurt-based airline CEO... where you drive more than you fly.

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

4 engines 4 long haul 4 ever and 4 Lufthansa passengers only 🎉 🎈

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@Cloudwatch199 The country cap is a relatively small limitation in the grand scheme of things. It is currently taking at least 3 years to go from H1B to GC even without country caps. The process is risky, costly, and processing times are random at this point.

[Airliners Live @airlinerslive]

Pilots battle gusts on approach!! Storm Darragh 😲

[Ross Feinstein @RossFeinstein]

“Per sources at @AlaskaAir it has been announced internally that Alaska will acquire @HawaiianAir and operate it as a separate brand under the Alaska Airlines Group.” $ALK $HA

[Zach Griff @_ZachGriff]

It’s finally here. @Delta’s free Wi-Fi offering begins on Feb. 1!

“There is no fine print… we have invested over a $1B to create this,” says Delta CEO Ed Bastian at CES.

About 80% of domestic system will be free Wi-Fi enabled to start. And no device limits, too!

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@alexcruzmaybe How are they flying you from MAD to LHR, do you have to buy your full price staff ticket or they let you fly for free in the cargo hold between two ULDs?

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@alexcruzmaybe At the rate at which BA flights get canceled he’ll have status on U2 before renewing BA gold this year!

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

They serve champagne in Y, are you turning right after boarding this time? @FakeAFCEO

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@psaviousa @lufthansaNews @lufthansa Trust me we didn’t wait for corona to do that ;)

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@JSS779 Being the country with the most cases is not enough he wants to let Florida and Texas compete for a bit longer before these dirty contagious foreigners can get in

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@KoomikkoKivi @TopiManner @pvesterbacka @Finnair Duh’

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

FRA combines the best of CDG and the best of AMS ☝🏻

[Andrew @AndrewMcDublin]

@JSS779 Don’t get started on FRA so 🤦‍♂️

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

Nice one @NotRyanairCEO , but you know a thing or two about subsidies, how do German weddings compare to Irish weddings? 😉

[Andreas Spaeth @SpaethFlies]

I really wonder how much experience @ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary has with drunken uncles at German weddings. I for one wouldn't invite him if I ever marry again...

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@SpeedbirdSean @JSS779 @British_Airways @alexcruzmaybe He! We also offer Cava, crisps, and sparkling water!

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@Fakedbastian With the recent skypesos devaluations I guess you couldn’t afford an upgrade? #Genius

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@alexcruzmaybe Think about all these BAEC members who used to fly QR to Australia and now have to spend 20 hours onboard one of your 777s 🤢

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@FlySOPLANE @lufthansa You forgot the LH glass that remains empty because our FAs will give you plastic glasses instead ;)

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@psaviousa @FlySOPLANE @SpeedbirdSean @FakeOscarMunoz Shhh🤫, I agree there’s no way this @FlySOPLANE meal could be a second meal on any LH flight but since @SpeedbirdSean wants to copy that let him do it and ruin his CASK 😈

[Fake Lufthansa CEO @FraBusStation]

@SpeedbirdSean I have about 60x4 of them if you’re interested. Buy 1 get 1 free if you pick them up in Teruel!