@AkkadSecretary the mechanics are german? I can only think of the thousands of dollars of repair needed because the plastic steering knuckle disentigrated, the plastic water pump broke apart, and the floor made of the cheapest pot metal the germans could find literally turned to dust
I was in Akihabara at a maid café (don’t judge me, it was research) when things got completely unhinged.
Maid (in full costume, doing the whole “master” thing): Welcome home, Master! Would you like the special love-love omurice?
Me: Sure, sounds fun.
She draws a little heart with ketchup on the omelette and then starts doing the magic spell thing with the wand, Normal so far.
Then this older Japanese salaryman at the next table suddenly joins in like it’s completely normal:
Salaryman: Miss maid! Give him the ultra secret spell! He looks like he needs maximum power!
Maid: eyes wide “Are you sure, Master? That one is dangerous…”
She starts chanting louder, waving the wand like she’s summoning a demon, Half the cafe joins in, I’m sitting there dying of embarrassment when the salaryman leans over:
Salaryman: Last time I got the ultra spell… I got promoted next day, But also my wife left me. Worth it.”
The twist? The “ultra spell” was just her yelling “I love you Master!” at maximum volume while the whole cafe clapped.
I left with a photo, a stomach ache from laughing, and the maid’s LINE ID.
Japan said: “Be brave or go home.”
@pipe_johnny we werent allowed to throw grenades but the students didnt know that, and i got real good at landing 'reprimed' flash bangs and smokes into the turret rings of humvees or in fighting positions
i meant to post this yesterday for world milk day lol anyways heres the whole milking sequence from p*treon in order, i wanna make more of these!
make sure to check the alt text >:3
I saw the writing on the wall,so I hit up @KamenLagann for a follow up. This time,officially giving Steffan and Ulrike some screentime. Alongside an accidental shot of STAR-cake,if you know where to look.
#SIGNALIS#OC