Fragile Jason

Oh, my kidneys!

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

Crystal, I’m making changes for my health. Did you see the “baked” potato chips I bought?

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

Got my bloodwork results. I’ve got to exercise and cut back on carbs and sugar. I hate this side of heaven.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

I do not want to be a kidney match. That is one of my worst fears.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

I wonder if there are more coordinated and talented birds than others. This one I just saw did this cool feather and dive thing. It was really majestic.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

I read that if you smell your farts, the gas actually helps prevent dementia so I’ve been smelling the heck outta them **wafts wafts

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

@OnTrac_Shipping Thank you. DM sent.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

@OnTrac_Shipping explain how this is satisfactory customer service. My @OmniluxLED order address is Lewisville, your tracking history reflects that. Yet you are unwilling to help any further because you’ve marked it delivered but delivered to Desoto. A “complete investigation “??

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

*Checks into a Quality Inn - “I was not built for Missions”

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

I have a very delicate relationship with meat

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

I don’t trust Saran Wrap

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

I’ve really learned to cherish a quiet room.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

The older I get, the more I love the flute.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

You all know Fragile Jason. Meet Fasting Jason.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

I’m in a fashion wasteland. So if things get off the rails, I need you to tell me Crystal. Don’t just give me a look. Speak up. Clarity is kind, and it takes a village.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

Can adults do TikTok? I wanna do TikTok.

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

FJ: If I get cancer I’m going into nature
Darcy: You know they can compost you now
Crystal: OMG I am so composting you
FJ: Yes. Do that!

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

Journaling is a very different way to process life

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

Currently in Hawaii and Crystal purchases a poke bowl to eat poolside

FJ: I’m not eating raw fish in these elements

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

FJ: I love 5 Minute Crafts

Addi: Even though you literally never use them

FJ: I just love knowing they’re there to make my life better

[Fragile Jason @fragileJason]

Celebrating NYE with our Framily #LoneStarNYE