Michael Palesano

fishing, golf, poker, Houston Astros and family. huge office fan

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

The Astros won 8-1. They are 3-2.

Lance McCullers Jr. threw seven terrific innings. Jose Altuve went 4-for-4 with two home runs. Yordan Alvarez and Brice Matthews added home runs of their own. Carlos Correa put on an infield clinic.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Carlos Correa making tremendous plays at SS behind Lance McCullers Jr. like it's 2017

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

What a damn start by LMJ.

7 IP
4 H
1 ER
1 BB
9 PUNCHIES

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Lance McCullers Jr. is the only Astros starting pitcher to complete six innings in the first turn through the rotation. He's faced the minimum (18 batters), allowing two hits and no runs while striking out eight.

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

Lance McCullers, Jr just did that.

[Michael Palesano @framberstan]

@SpaceCityHN why are we going to commercials during live play? Get better

[420Matt @420matt9191]

first time i smoked weed i knew that sht was for me

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

Ever smoked weed pissed off and felt the hate leave your body?? 🤣

[Michael Palesano @framberstan]

Seattle Mariners fans are definitely the worst version of fan

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Every day is a gift. Be grateful, say your prayers, and enjoy the ride.

[Michael Palesano @framberstan]

@MLBNetwork Tony Eusebio

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Astros fans seeing their team sweep the Dodgers in LA

[Houston Astros @astros]

Shhh, watch the GOAT.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!

To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!

Go watch it here: https://t.co/Yntf9E7FTN

[Paul Gallant @GallantSays]

Can confirm via sources that Alex Bregman’s market IS heating up. But it’s “on the back burner” and “has the lid on” which “technically means it’s still receiving some heat” even though the heat is “more simmer-ish than boil-ish”.

One MLB Source: “it’s giving Dutch Oven.”

[Michael Palesano @framberstan]

@IntrovertProbss All times

[Fritz Johann @FritzJohannPohl]

@SMB_Attorney Covid and work from home allowed people a glimpse of what is important in life. Many people lost sight of it, and now things are different. Life isn't just about the money.

[Michael Palesano @framberstan]

@BetTheTurner

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue.

Long live this legend.

[Michael Palesano @framberstan]

@JuliaMorales Props to Jose for agreeing to it and keep working