franciscodenegri

Well Intentioned Producer, Wannabe Chef, Psychology Enthusiast. And wine... I also like wine.

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

The world is ending and I still care if my socks match.

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

Interrupting a work meeting, no matter the context, to say “this is why China is beating us”

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

@alarikr Adding to the panel: Do these people think they’re multitasking. Is this what GAINS means. Are straight men ok.

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

As a society, are we ready to have a dialogue about GYM bros who actually eat a can of tuna in the men’s locker room

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

To all those slow walkers who INSIST on holding hands, while walking down a narrow street and don’t care or notice me behind them, boiling inside, desperately trying to pass you.
Hi.

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

@jc_roes Our friends is fine. Our friends is kind. Our friends is important

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

I have a friend who has a group fitness class this afternoon but my friend also has a bottle of wine in the fridge and now my friend doesn’t want to go to the gym and wants to just drink the bottle and I think that my friend should still go to the gym but wwyd

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

To the peeps who set up automatic, empty “thank you, regards” reply emails. Who raised you.

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

Playing anxiety russian roulette with a fourth cup of coffee is my passion

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

@alarikr Todo es para putear si uno le echa ganas

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

Absolutely savage that I’m expected to go back to work cold turkey in the new year. Where’s the re-learning curve? The welcome back basket? The “today we don’t have class, we’re just going to watch a movie” energy?

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

Is there anything more infuriating and disrespectful and stressful than people joining your zoom meeting room fifteen minutes before the meeting is scheduled to start

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

How concerned should I actually be about the intensity with which I randomly crave a glass of white wine?

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Being gay can be so difficult like sometimes my boyfriend’s shirts end up in my dresser. Christians are right this is not natural

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

What’s the name of that mental illness where you keep all your ex-lovers birth charts saved on CoStar?

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

@momopcp 🫖

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

@lallimusic Carla playing “look what you made do” while reading her own thread

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

@jacuzzitubbs @lallimusic DRAGGED

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

If you ask me, FB should send you suggestions on who to UN-friend

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

@fokoo Porque es como tener que tolerar los berrinches de una hija adolescente que no tengo ni quiero.

[franciscodenegri @fran222928]

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out he does Dryuary