Fran Barbara

Wanderlust - agnostic - controversial - extremely ironic - finance hobbyist - world citizen - laissez faire - critical

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

@jcdiazdom Ni la pidinola?

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

@Citibanamex me cancelan una cuenta sin avisar, me dicen ve a cualquier sucursal por teléfono, y no me regresan el dinero… son una joya, la sucursal de Buenavista en Cuernavaca Morelos, que no los atienda Jonathan.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Throw parties. 
But have someone else clean up the next day.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Sometimes you just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers, and move on.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Listening to music too loud CAN make you go deaf.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks. Your jokes are funnier and your dick is bigger.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

It doesn’t matter how many pairs of flats you purchase, he will never get any taller.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Never drive yourself to the airport when your flight is over two hours. Odds are, you'll be getting off the return flight smashed.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Do not cyber stalk the shit out of the other person before going on a date — getting to know the other person is the point of the date.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born. Add a few cases every year without telling them. It’ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Two people I know who broke up years ago are on separate romantic vacations with their partners IN THE SAME TOWN, I'm just sitting here watching it unfold on IG, where they have each other blocked. This is the most riveting thing I've seen in forever, I'm cancelling all my plans.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

We’ve defined them, they haven’t defined us. #Millennials

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

After some soul searching (buying stuff I don't need) I have found that everything will be ok.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Don’t argue about a tab. If you’re arguing, it’s probably because it’s over a material amount of money. And that means you’re probably not sober enough to argue.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

I'm trying to cut down on my fucking swearing. Let see how the fuck that goes.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

You can have your own opinions, but you can’t have your own facts.

[Fran Barbara @franbarbara]

Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.