fran

?!?!??!?!?!?????!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!???!!!!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?

[jayden @gumijay]

broooo i just realized the burger king logo spells out “burger king” 💀

[fran @franbascou]

idgaf about big brother but salina estitties is all over my fyp and she's being so iconic. she's such good reality tv i can'ttttt

[lars & that @larsune]

BRO😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ry @phoebebirdgers]

just ate a piece of chocolate and my teeth hurt

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[fran @franbascou]

not sure if i want to watch mulholland drive or victorious. the duality of woman

[fran @franbascou]

people hate on gold diggers too much but like idk man good for them. why do you even gaf? it's not like anyone's chasing the $50 in your bank account

[fran @franbascou]

when i was in high school there was this one girl who’d show up to school almost every day and say “i fasted today!” while eating a snack during first period. i was always so confused until one day i realized she meant she skipped breakfast. break-fast. she didn’t break her fast.

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

is anyone else's automatic response to stress just, "ok well i'll just kill myself"

[fran @franbascou]

turns out twitter is fun when you only follow funny accounts and your tl isn’t just people fighting over whether taylor swift is or isn’t the most evil person alive

[wor$t e! in america @ethxooo]

connecting things

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[fran @franbascou]

see, i get why people talk to AI like it’s their partner cause i don’t want a gf/bf but texting someone all day in a more-than-platonic way does sound nice. i just don’t do it cause i’m not a loser

[fran @franbascou]

having a crush on someone is so fun like i don’t want a relationship i just like having crushes

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Addicts will use any occasion possible as an excuse to relapse

[fran @franbascou]

if jennifer's body 2 is a lie, i WILL become a danger to myself and/or others

[ًlara @c0wboylikeryder]

winona ryder on the set of ‘heathers’, 1988.