Fran

I’m just getting my swerve on. Right, ladies?

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Why are the pigeons in Nottingham so small?

[Fran @francesca_okay]

I haaaaate the current trend of ambience in contemporary pop music, most of these songs getting shared all over the timeline basically sound like white noise

[Fran @francesca_okay]

I actually don’t want to see the photo of the giant spider on your wall that you posted on social media thanks

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Stop trying to make Burlesque The Musical happen it’s not going to happen

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Just got to the top of a staircase. Might just randomly stop moving and block the many people walking up behind me.

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Just confused Sherie Rene Scott with Sheryl Lee Ralph

[Fran @francesca_okay]

People with giant backpacks just looooove swinging from side to side, especially in enclosed spaces!

[Fran @francesca_okay]

People who call it “the Eurovision” trying to give the BBC advice. ok.

[Fran @francesca_okay]

@sintropia_acc Gonçalo

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Festival da Canção is crazy cos it’ll be 9 of the most boring songs you’ve heard in your entire life with one masterpiece thrown in and the winner is chosen literally at compete random

[Fran @francesca_okay]

My favourite part of the Winter Olympics is seeing the same tweets over and over again with slightly different wording. Why is curling always on? How do you get into luge? The Winter Olympics are more dangerous than the summer Olympics. Groundbreaking stuff guys keep it up

[Fran @francesca_okay]

The “Christmas is barely over, why are the shops full of Easter eggs?” brigade are so annoying. Why are you complaining about early access to mini eggs?

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Just imagine the damage Cătălina Solomac could do with an actually good song #SelectiaNationala

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Recency bias is so funny, wdym Gaja is the 38th most popular Eurovision song of all time? #esc250

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Now WHAT is this kidz bop version of cell block tango #Strictly

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Everyone banging on about the Paddington musical but not one person mentioning the songs

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Why is Zelah getting boos, may I ask? #bbuk

[Fran @francesca_okay]

This makes up for The Traitors #DestinationX

[Fran @francesca_okay]

YAAAAAAAAAAS SLAY

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government will test the Emergency Alert system on all mobile phones at 15:00 on Sunday 7th September

[Fran @francesca_okay]

Bravo to whoever invited the ice cream sandwich