Pastor Drip Shit Sandwich

why me why me why am i so fly

[ScruffTuna (comms open!) @scrufftuna_]

Gaster if he was burger media

[sera @euchreism]

phrases to make you more elegant and feminine

[Angie @strictlycowgirl]

When you’re talking and realize mid sentence that no one is paying attention

[Fem Dennis Reynolds @dykegaa]

romanticizing school

[sera @euchreism]

he lying to me and I’m lying to him fuck it guess we both ain’t shit

[alan woke @mangointahiti]

kinda fucking up at work but i dont care

[cav empty @cavempty_]

admin reveal

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

ritsuko in evangelion lowkey

[hanna 🌺 @heartlyhanna]

#spamton My coworker done lost her mind

[hard disk drive @_HDD]

‘Eve preparing to stop a Macintosh from crashing’ (1998)

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE

[bald renate reinsve @GayPublix]

#WeAreAmandaSeyfriedWeCarryTheFlame

[roman roy shady facts @bedeliapilled]

when you have a friend who also commits fraud

[Pastor Drip Shit Sandwich @franchhichi]

@catsofgotham Yes i will cashapp you Help Me

[tutyscores ✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮ @artur_semh]

mais uma semana de trabalho

[V @purplacet]

gonna fail literally everything this semester