Francis Chege

Am just an ordinary person who got extra-ordinary love from Jesus Christ.

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

Atasaaa 🤣🤣

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Dear Kenyans, @edwinsifuna is the honey badger in this small clip. Please watch, leave a comment and share widely. Please.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kenya is a very big mental asylum. 😂

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

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[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

@edgarwabwire_ Not all schools

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Yesterday, Bonface Mwangi raised very serious and traumatizing accusations.

He claims senior government officials, protected by security forces, are abducting children. They harvest their organs for export.

This government is committing many inhuman acts against Kenyans. It’s hard to know which to address first.Ruto is accused of bringing Ebola into the country. This puts many Kenyan lives at risk.

Meanwhile, children are disappearing everywhere. They are allegedly abducted by untouchable people in government.Their organs are harvested and sold abroad. It is a big commercial business run by government agents. People are making millions.

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

@_James041 Soo sad 😭😭

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

Ndoo ipasuliwe 🤣🤣

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

The video😂😂

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

To whom it may concern

[Maria kemunto @mariakemmy]

Whoever this lady is apewe fanta baridi madiaba on my bill 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

@Sheryllisa52263 Wanga na wig Moja🤣🤣🤣

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

Robbery without violence 🤣🤣

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Let's visit MARYHILL GIRLS,

Term 1 school fees is Kshs 33,610
Term 2 school fees is Kshs 19,847
Term 3 school fees is Kshs 15,097
Total per year is Kshs 68,554.

Easy. Right? Let's go to EXTRA LEVIES.

Extras:
1. School Motivation - Kshs 7,000 per term. That makes it Kshs 21,000 per year. For some classes it's Kshs 5,500 x 3 which is Kshs 16,500
2. Class motivation - Kshs 3,000 per term. This totals Kshs 9,000 per year.
3. Development - Kshs 20,000 per year
4. Enhancement program - Kshs 7,000 per year
5. KFC - Kshs 1000. You ask what is KFC? The parents visit the school once every term. This day the school buys KFC chicken for the girls at a cost of Kshs 1,000 per term. In a year it's Kshs 3,000.

Total Extra Levies is Kshs 69,000

Total amount to keep your daughter at MARYHILL GIRLS is Kshs 69,000 + Kshs 68,554.

It Totals Kshs 137,554

And here they don't joke. There is no room for negotiation. No diplomacy.

As early as Term 1 on induction day, you are told utafute shule ingine mapema kama umeskia huwezani.

Here, parents talk in hushed tones.

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

Njugush song

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Kenyans Need to be serious

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

Retweet widely!!!!!

#RejectFuelPrices

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

We all wish we were this man, those favors joh!!...

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya.

This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing.

He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father.

Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him,

“Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.”

Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible.

Not Waruthu.

Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism.

The man did not spend money. He attacked it.

Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again.

This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange.

I’m not joking.

Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque.
19 million.

At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling.

He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before.

Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly.

House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers.

Any other human being would learn.

Waruthu?

Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary.

Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project.

Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance.

Again the government comes.

Again they acquire.

Again Waruthu is paid.

This time 25 million.

You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million.

This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects.

He doesn’t farm.

He doesn’t build wealth.

He doesn’t invest.

He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings.

The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru.

Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle.

The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM.

Respect. 😂

[The Mayor @themayor_ke]

😂😂😂.... things are getting out of hand

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

This man Riggy G🔥🔥

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

I know Riggy g is petty but this tackle is on another level ati kabla hujaenda kwa akna Kalonzo kujenga barabara ya tseikuru jengea watu yako ya Bomet Kwanza🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥 ata kama unandanganya watu wa Kenya apana ndanganya watu ya nyumbani salaleeee!!!

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

If this video appears on your timeline just retweet.

#SisiNdoSifuna

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

@winnyodinga_ke 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

[Francis Chege @francis_chege]

Even Grok knows ODM has split

[Grok @grok]

Based on recent reports from Nation Africa, People Daily, and other Kenyan outlets as of Feb 2026, ODM has two main factions post-Raila Odinga's death:

- Old Guard (led by Oburu Oginga): Controls party structures, supports alliance with Ruto's UDA for stability. Holds interim power but faces internal challenges.

- Reformists (led by Edwin Sifuna, Winnie Odinga): Opposes Ruto ties, focuses on opposition role and grassroots issues. Shows stronger public support in polls (e.g., 62% favor independence per Infotrak) and rallies.

Reformists seem to have more people's backing, but the split risks weakening ODM overall.