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@TrueFactsStated Yes. There's a great BBC Attenborough doc about city foxes

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@Number10cat @CoyoteACMEMovie Richard Hamster says he NOT going to test that.

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@DevinCow We all remember the Kush /.Nunes relationship. Azores here we come.

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@StansaidAirport @manin_black At least he's following ILS

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@Number10cat @TiceRichard Douglas Home has taken Oldham for the Stone Dead party.

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@Number10cat @TVKev The Pythons, Open University The wombles, The Royal Family... But what have the BBC ever done for us?

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@jamiedupree But she is thinking of dating and proposing to Darline Graham Nordone.

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@Number10cat and 27 yrs later the King gets his colony back

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@Number10cat In just over 29 years we'll have President Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor. Liz was playing the long game to get the colony back ..lol

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@LouiseMensch @latinedisce "Romani ite domum"

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@Number10cat @stephenpollard He ended up there after the wheels of his car were stolen whilst at traffic lights.

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@MrNishKumar Looks like that nice man "Cat Stevens" is now doing comedy under another name..

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@fesshole We have something similar. My cat won't let me eat anything before he's had a sniff and confirmed it's fit for me and the wife is not poisoning me..

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@Number10cat @metoffice I got severely burnt in that summer. Pulling an inflatable dinghy back to shore with a friend inside with sun on my back at Weymouth. Bed ridden for rest of caravan hols at age 6

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@AdrianEdmondson Id they cut a hole in the back, they could use it as a litter box for @Number10cat

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@LouiseMensch @EricIdle But but but how bendy are his cucumbers now?

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@Number10cat @RadioGenoa Christopher Biggins is looking quite good for his age....

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@wonderofscience If only they can get the eggs at Disney's Animal Kingdom to hatch ....

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@lauferlaw Wrong PM and Maggie Thatcher the milk snatcher has been gone for a while...

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@JonTrevithick @EricIdle TBH I'm of the belief that all of the Pythons were/are aliens. Proof? No other human beings have made me laugh as much. Therefore not of this world.