Francis Hare

Francis Hare is the CEO and High Commander of Hare Communications.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

@ESPNPR @espn @ESPNNFL @CollegeGameDay @NWSL @SECNetwork @accnetwork Don't think for a minute the world doesn't know who's the real corporate terrorist in this dispute.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

@YouTubeTV I'm on your side, but you have GOT to negotiate with Mickey before you lose me as a subscriber. Not tolerating another weekend without access to football.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

LOVED this book by @peteramescarlin. When someone can leave me choked-up over the final paragraph of a pop-band bio, they've done something very good indeed. Great work, Mr. Carlin --- and Thank You!

[Francis Hare @francishare]

I gave-up trying to figure-out what @3xchair Armond White's point is, about halfway thru. And no, I'm not a Beyoncé fan, but I do like this tune.
https://t.co/kfvrli7O9k

[Francis Hare @francishare]

@nytdavidbrooks - Here is a highly-trivialized Second Cousin to your excellent column on consuming culture.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Based on the information I found online, this
@chevrolet ad — at 5:27 — could qualify for an Oscar nomination in the Best Short Film category. And yes, it’s that good. Fair warning: Before watching, have a hankie ready.
https://t.co/QgRNZOOuUL

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Happy Monday. Here’s “Gravedigger in Japanese

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

I have been asked by a number of CEOs if @harvard would release a list of the members of each of the Harvard organizations that have issued the letter assigning sole responsibility for Hamas’ heinous acts to Israel, so as to insure that none of us inadvertently hire any of their members.

If, in fact, their members support the letter they have released, the names of the signatories should be made public so their views are publicly known.

One should not be able to hide behind a corporate shield when issuing statements supporting the actions of terrorists, who, we now learn, have beheaded babies, among other inconceivably despicable acts.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Unbelievable. You just can't make this stuff up.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

If you've never used taskbar tabs, imagine how you'd feel if your browser suddenly replaced your tabs with logos that required a mouse-over, a search under those logos for the specific site you wanted, and THEN a click.

@Microsoft, that's a deal-breaker.

#Windows 11 #Nope

[Francis Hare @francishare]

So an image consultant told me I needed to "get with the times" and publish my pronouns on LinkedIn. How'd I do?

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Hey @finebaum I've started a pool to guess how long ESPN will play JUST the audio of Bama fans booing when Jimbo Fisher takes the field. I'm guessing 20 seconds. How-bout you?

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Sincere kudos to @LVann_Sports for offering a genuine, no-excuses apology for her pointed barb at Brian Kelly's expense. And equal thumbs-up to the coach for accepting the apology. I'm Bama first, but rooting for you both. Really!

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Yeah, I got a bad one. Now I'm stuck on my old Pixel II --- and can't make or receive calls / texts from my phone number until replacement comes. Why couldn't Google send replacement before I sent back the lemon? Amazon always replaces bad items before you send-back returns.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Don't know about you, but I would much rather listen to Neil Young than this Curly Howard wannabe.

Fix it, @Spotify . Please.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

@CFBONFOX @kayvont @oregonfootball @FTX_Official Clearly, his Oregon education has saved him from stigmatism, stigmata, astigmatism --- and the curses of a fundamental English vocabulary. Hey @KayvonT, since you probably don't get my joke, the correct word is STIGMA.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Hey, Mr. @finebaum - Would you ask Fox to upgrade @BruceFeldmanCFB's phone to a private line, so we could all understand what he's saying when he's a guest?

[Francis Hare @francishare]

@finebaum @MikeGriffith32 @MikeGriffith32 is an idiot. Mullen may be a lousy recruiter, and a real D-Bag at times, but there are few, if any, better gameday coaches.

[Francis Hare @francishare]

Special thanks to Protective Life and Lippincott for your excellent tribute to the logo design we originally developed for Always There fifteen years ago!

[Francis Hare @francishare]

@NBCSPORTS has whitewashed all human interest from @LeTour broadcasts. WHY aren’t the guys together in the booth? WHY no pre-race discussions? WHY are Christian & Chris in a studio, and in BAD suit & tie combos? WHY so few local stories? WHY no Jens Voigt? Pathétique! #TDF2021