Francois de Wet

Whiskey drinking, cigar smoking, hypomanic polymath, unrepentant flirt and general CAD. Serial entrepreneur, Braai Adonis, unloved Romantic & facetious asshole.

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

Every Fri / Sat / Sun from 2pm. https://t.co/CUYF3xec5s

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@BarneySimon I'm playing 7 Nation Army for sure !

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@BarneySimon It will have to be Depeche Mode and the epic album Music for the Masses.

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

Want dinge gebeur vinnig in die kombuis. https://t.co/t61cavDVQL

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

Wel gedaan Victorinox Een glip en dit is totsiens vinger. Pleisters werk nie in 'n kombuis nie, Nitto electrical tape is 'n wenner. #lepelknakker #Kokkedoor #vuurenvlam #DSTV #StruisBraai #kyknet #InfinityBraai #kokkedoorvuurenvlam #meelerigsemoer

https://t.co/9ddA3FSD5i

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@BarneySimon A solid 1.

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@deWaalMagda Ek het solar en 'n generator .... ;-)

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@deWaalMagda Paying with your booty is not going to be an option for all clients.

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@deWaalMagda Die wereld is mal.

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@deWaalMagda Die Kaap wag vir jou in spanning .....

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@BarneySimon Roos van As

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@GUNFRIENDLY_SA This will be great for shooting out taxi tyres.

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@Moneyweb @RMBCIB @NtandoThukwana The banking whores are at it again. SA manufacturing needs more affordable finance. Current interest rates are not conducive to investment ; only for the money whores.

[Nick Hedley @nickhedley]

South Africa's president, Cyril Ramaphosa, will deliver the state of the nation address (SoNA) on Thursday at 7pm. A cabinet shuffle is expected before then.

An honest SoNA address would go something like this:

"We're corrupt, incapable, and have no plan. Good luck out there."

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@WallStreetSilv I'm fucked !

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@jordanbpeterson Sponsored by Pfizer ..... lol .... as used by all horny devils.

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@MadiBoity In Afrikaans we would call him a " twee gat jakkals". In South Africa you get what you vote for. The unfortunate result of having a largely uneducated proletariat.

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Idols SA is coming to an end. Nineteen seasons of giving people who can't sing false hope and a Standard Bank account.

[SPACE.com @SPACEdotcom]

Doomsday clock advances to 90 seconds to midnight — the closest to apocalypse it's ever been https://t.co/Bsyg2uV5kC

[Francois de Wet @francoisdw]

@AliceAspeling Fokkol