Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@IVANSARNAGO La escribió alguien que venía del futuro. Se me viene a la cabeza de vez en cuando y no deja de sorprenderme

[David Orenes @david_lrl]

Estoy plenamente convencido de que esta rutina acrobática de España 🇪🇸 con el Berghain de Rosalía va a ser historia del deporte.

Simplemente maravilloso.

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@malaga @distritomlg Habrá que pillar sitio. Hoy va a estar a tope

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@Zappa_Malaga encima no se podrá ir en coche a Málaga porque te multan, todo perfecto!

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

Esto 👇

[Mauricio Silva G. @msilvaazul]

Mi más sincera recomendación para los mayores de 40: no hay que ir a nada.

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@rtayar Yo también noto esa misma desconexión que ha ido creciendo desde que pasamos a full-remote. Hacemos visitas esporádicas a la ofi pero no viene casi nadie y el commitment está bajando, todo es más frío, menos creativo. Seguramente hacemos algo mal. Buena reflexión.

[Jules 24 @Jules2491]

Buenas noches 😊
He creado un cuestionario para uno de los módulos de mi universidad. Solo lleva unos 15 minutos completarlo.
Si podéis rellenarlo y compartirlo con vuestros contactos, me ayudaríais muchísimo. ¡Mil gracias! 🙏

📋 Encuesta:
https://t.co/DlA5oQAKxv

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@Hoopss Did he learn english watching The Sopranos?

[Julián Macías Tovar @JulianMaciasT]

Brutal el spot del Partido Verde Británico.
Podría valer para cualquier país, en todos estamos invadidos de propaganda mediática y digital para culpar de todo a los de abajo, mientras los de arriba siguen enriqueciéndose jodiendo a la gente y al planeta. https://t.co/HVNtF5iorO

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@nishankx A bash script to convert .MOD files from an old JVC Everio camera to .mp4

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@bquintero Son pasos adelante. De programar con notepad, sin debugger y sin Google! Como lo hacíamos?

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@malagacuriosa En Torremolinos hay cuatro o cinco así y encima convertidos en discotecas. Monstruoso

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@bquintero Ahora es un Carrefour Express...

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@joehas Years & Years...

[Adelante Andalucía @AdelanteAND]

A MI “MEDAC” QUE EL PP QUIERE PRIVATIZARLO TODO
#fp #universidad #educacionpublica

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

@alejandrocdelg0 ¿Es gongorista o qué?

[Jules 24 @Jules2491]

Hi @LinkedInHelp, I've been unable to access my account for a month due to a Persona verification block and I can't try again. I've opened a ticket and haven't received a response, can you help me?

[Juventud Torremolinos CF @JTorremolinosCF]

¡𝙇𝙊 𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙎! ¡𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙊𝙎 𝙀𝙌𝙐𝙄𝙋𝙊 𝘿𝙀 𝟭ª 𝙍𝙁𝙀𝙁! 🏆

¡SOIS ENORME EQUIPOOOOO! 💚

#TorremolinosDeportivaMinera #FutureIsHere

[Fran Jiménez 🏴‍☠️ @franjimenezj]

Málaga y la cultura (otra vez) https://t.co/Vvo5x1U1Qh vía @malagahoy_es