Frank Costanza

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

(putting down the bowl) Lemme change my shirt.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

Hello, woman. (leaves)

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

"We're cuttin' you lose."

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

...You can have the hi-fi. (hands it over) I don't need it now...

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

Apparently, it wasn't good enough for them to serve.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

(anger) Sid Farkus?! You're not having dinner with a bra salesman.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

Under arrest? What for?

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

What's the matter with this tie? I've hardly worn it.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

Oh baby-doll, this kid's going places, I told you.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

What do you mean stole? It's my bread. They didn't eat it. Why should

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

(shouting) And she's not welcome in this house!

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

No, bro's no good. Too ethnic.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

It's dry.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

That's right. That's me on the left.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

They made a derogatory comment about me.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

Hey George, what d'you like better? The bro, or the mansiere?

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

Well... thank you very much!

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

I couldn't because I had a potential foot problem.

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

(looks down, and indicates his chest) Up here?

[Frank Costanza @frank_c]

Are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of Del Boca