Retired Frank Beamer

Frank Beamer was the head coach of Virginia Tech football through the end of the 2015 season. These are his retirement tweets. This is not him. This is parody.

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Thinkin' about a WVU loss

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Congrats to this year’s national champions in college football, @UCF_Football!!! #ChargeOn

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Let’s be real: UCF should be in the playoffs.

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. Glad to still have so much life, unlike the UNC football team.

🔥🔥🔥

[Virginia Tech @virginia_tech]

Way to show up and pack the house, #HokieNation.

#ThisIsHome

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Just put this on RT whenever Slye is on. https://t.co/R36jVV1wZy

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Another missed FG?! I'm gonna have a heart attack.

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Another missed FG?! I'm gonna have a heart attack.

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Starting the week 2-0. Great work so far @CoachFuente!!!

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Still feeling hotdog about that WVU butt whoopin 🏈

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Getting real excited to watch some football soon!!

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Agree. He doesn't deserve the title of Hokie. I call upon @virginia_tech to openly reject him as an alumnus. We don't condone hate. https://t.co/lTmRbNtD4d

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

My heart goes out to the folks affected by the tragedy in Charlottesville. If you are a Nazi, you are not a Hokie. Reject that hate.

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Too damn long boy https://t.co/MViKCIgg4I

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

@TDTommy33 Dead? Probably.

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

@TDTommy33 And someday, maybe just maybe, you'll be smart enough to understand how the Internet works. 😂

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

Hokies ranked 22 in new preseason poll. Good standing going in to maintain the Black Diamond Trophy, probably underrated. WVU has no chance.

[John S @jespringr]

2009 Virginia Tech vs. Nebraska - The Comeback (HD) Best 2 plays in #VTfootball @CoachFuente @frankbeamer #GoHokies https://t.co/uv7NOJLJq6

[Retired Frank Beamer @frankbeamer]

@TDTommy33 Hope you don't hold a grudge