Frank Cortez

Day Drinking contributor.

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Back in my day we had so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies. #facts #Wednesday

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

People who still have their Mother's have no idea how Blessed they are.
#happyheavenlybirthdaymom #callyourmom

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Happy VD!, Just don’t catch VD ❤️#ValentinesDay

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

These weekends are starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break. #tgif

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Broken crayons still color
#monday #keepgoing

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

I wonder how many miles l've scrolled with my thumb. 🤯

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore? 🤔 #tuesdayvibe

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

There was a brief time in the 1990s that you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard. #greypoupon #mustard #FlashbackFriday

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Gatorade invests millions in sports advertising and its top customers are people with hangovers. 😳 #humpday #quenchyourhangover

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

I checked in at Healthy Spot - Pasadena on #Yelp https://t.co/VxhV9hyWYu

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

@ListenToMelanie Lol oh man.

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

If you’re arguing loudly on your cell in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both side of the story. #chisme

[DJ Joe Matrix @JoeMatrix]

This Wednesday, I’m rocking the turntables at @ixtapalounge with the boys @djhife82 @djnelsondkj @frankcortez #ixtapacantina #mega963fm #oldtownpasadena… https://t.co/5BgOL5qYZ5

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Thank you Lenny for reminding me Twitter is still active lol

[Leonard Gonzalez @DJLENNYG]

The Hump is tomorrow @ixtapalounge with @djhife82 @frankcortez #FilthyBrokeWednesdays @ IXTAPA LOUNGE https://t.co/sP6NXIh53d

[Joey Radikal @JoeyRadikal]

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go @jesus it's your birthday @thefallslounge TONIGHT #xmas #party #drink #dance #DowntownLA #dj @bigsyphe @FrankCortez

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

I checked in at Rodini Park on #Yelp https://t.co/9vStL40ZJS

[Juan Franco @IAMJUANFRANCO]

#JuanFrancoApprovedParty Tonight #DropDead @frankcortez @oscarmorenojr @sammysamla @ Lit Nightclub https://t.co/MHwtfy8O2v

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Maestro Restaurant on #Yelp: All I can is WOW! or as Us Latinos would say "No Pos GWOW!" Not your typical run-of-th… https://t.co/5J29QL2TPq

[Frank Cortez @FrankCortez]

Todays church prayer: Baby Jesus give me patience & help me understand peoples time reaction to a greenlight #getoffthephone #keepitmoving