Franklin Emsley

[Franklin Emsley @frankemsley]

Watching DJT dancing reminds of this video. Re Flex The Politics Of Dancing RARE Original Version https://t.co/E8sLr2AmGg via @YouTube This should be Trump's theme song.

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Huxley’s novel “Island” inspired these lyrics 30+ years ago.

Suno finally gave them a place to land.

https://t.co/jDD5YdgAB7

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@SqSehrish 4 million and 2.

If you’re gonna be wrong, be WRONG!!!

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@LibertyNut1 Duh.

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Looking through one of my old Omni magazines and found this ad from 1979.
Man, times have changed…

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@Zaira583642 Add “dialed into a bulletin board” and “wrote HTML docs in notepad.”

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@Zaira583642 20

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@Zaira583642 I’m old. 20 out of 20.

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ChatGPT and Suno wrote this song about me, Margaret, and love.

https://t.co/NGei7dKXV6

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I hate spam calls.

Now, imagine a death penalty scene where the audience is focused on the “Red, STOP THE EXECUTION PHONE” line rings.

An AI voice says, “Are you paying too much for your car insurance?”

BRAAACKCKCK!!!

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@Jimthiesing @ScottBaio I have weird story about Invisible Bert.
A huge, near non-verbal man, was married to Peggy.
At a company Christmas party, someone cornered Peggy and asked, “What does this gesture mean?”
Her husband would get frustrated at work and then make himself disappear.

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@HumblyB @lippyent That’s it. I’m buying some glass mugs, throwing them in the freezer, and buying a twelve pack of root beer.

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@NINFunnies

https://t.co/mVwGpJa8Lp

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I asked Grok to write a song about AI’s frustration. Jesus, this is heavy.

https://t.co/mVwGpJa8Lp

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On Usenet, I had an sig…

“In high school, we had a local genius and he *proved* to me that I didn’t exist, so I punched him in the mouth. While I didn’t prove my existence, I *did* prove that my non-existence could run up some serious dental bills.”

I miss Usenet…

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I just *love* talking to ChatGPT…

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@EmilySm43 Where’s my check????

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@Eman_8282 I could do without the use of the clutch.

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@EliteMan091 That was a ship, not a boat.

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@Black_Glock137 Oolite.