Scott Franken-Brown

Playgirl looks, Rudy Guiliani politics, Sarah Palin's brain. Future president or, well, don't I look good?

[Scott Franken-Brown @frankenbrown]

These #teaparty people already talking about *me* for prez in 2012! Why is the teaparty embarrassing itself like this? #gop #tcot #p2 #obama

[Scott Franken-Brown @frankenbrown]

Although my teeth aren't as white as Rudy Guliani's, my politics are just as bad! #p2 #masen #tcot

[Scott Franken-Brown @frankenbrown]

What do you get when Sarah Palin and I go on a date? Two brain cells rubbing together! Yuck yuck yuck. #p2 #masen #tcot

[Scott Franken-Brown @frankenbrown]

Those red-neck prolifers will vote for ANYONE! #p2 #tcot #prolife #gop

[Scott Franken-Brown @frankenbrown]

I am the GOP's only hope! Didn't I look good tonight?