Johannes H.

Theology & Religious Education - Football & Snooker

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@BorussianNovel The condition was to play 3 games to make the loan permanent? Crazy if true.
This announcement makes it sound like they only recently agreed on a deal with Juve

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

Paco's loan also became a permanent deal prematurely & it was a nobrainer for many. Same story now. Why not act more cautious this time & wait till the end of the season to see how things develop? IDGI & it really has nothing to do with me not liking Emre https://t.co/2StjevNOUU

[Borussia Dortmund @BVB]

Zwei Stunden vor #BVBPSG hätten wir da noch etwas zu verkünden. 😬

🙌 Der #BVB und @juventusfc haben sich auf einen permanenten Transfer von @emrecan_ geeinigt. Cans Leihe endet im Juni. Ab dem 1. Juli tritt ein bis zum 30.06.2024 gültiger Kontrakt in Kraft. 🤝 #einfachEmre

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@Lahmsteiger Wer Kostic komplett abmelden kann, dem ist alles zuzutrauen

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

Whoever of PSG and BVB will win this tie, TT can only lose in this one. If PSG progress, it will be because of money. If they don't, he's the only one to blame again. But never expect anyone to give him credit for having done a good job

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@bogsigplatz @CIES_Football @ManUtd Same. Maybe Aki can convince him to come back near the end of his career after he won 5 ballon d'ors or so

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@bogsigplatz @CIES_Football @ManUtd That's gonna break my heart if he leaves for @ManUtd well, i guess there was no way around. He's born to play for the biggest club itw and we are just a stepping stone

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@bogsigplatz @CIES_Football Yes we need to spread the word how good akanji is. Why tf has noone tagged @ManUtd yet

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@BorussianMyth Hat er auch. Er kann sie nur nicht mehr so rauslassen sonst reißt er sich wieder was. Ist halt nimmer der jüngste

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

Not a sport. It's a 3h commercial interrupted by outbursts of hypermasculinity https://t.co/zZppRJuf8i

[NFL @NFL]

FULLBACK TOUCHDOWN IN THE SUPER BOWL.

@JuiceCheck44 stays on his feet for the TD reception! #GoNiners

📺: #SBLIV on FOX
📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

Anyone know the size of Tobias Stieler?
Anyhow, Imma call him little Napoleon from now on https://t.co/nwwxnKiBph

[Rolf Degen @DegenRolf]

Shorter football referees issue more yellow (warning) cards.
https://t.co/tcbHKAACde

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

If you also fell victim to this misconception & you are therefore immensely outraged about how patriarchic the English language is you might wanna give this podcast a listen to calm you down a bit https://t.co/m7J3XVxP12

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

The problem with feminist linguistics is that they are wrong about nearly everything. They make people dumber by suggesting that the morpheme {-man-} as in mankind treats the male sex as the default human being. https://t.co/M81z98MFb3

[UN Women @UN_Women]

❌mankind
✔️humankind

❌chairman
✔️chair

❌congressman
✔️legislator

❌businessman
✔️representative

❌policeman
✔️police officer

❌landlord
✔️owner

❌boyfriend/girlfriend
✔️partner

Use your language to fight gender bias with gender-neutral expressions!

[sj @sun2jay]

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[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@bogsigplatz Me when my aunt forces me to drink homemade schnaps she brought from Romania

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

Any chance someone from the coaching staff got two snickers for our divas? #BVBFCU

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

Favres Bevorzugung seiner schweizerischen Landsmänner (Favreritism) geht nun eindeutig zu weit! Nach Bürki und Akanji erschleicht sich jetzt auch noch ein gewisser Guerreiri einen Startplatz https://t.co/SinPFI8tI5

[90PLUS @neunzig_plus]

#BVB: Bürki, Piszczek, Hummels, Akanji, Hakimi, Witsel, Brandt, Guerreiri, Sancho, Reus, Håland

#FCUnion: Gikiewicz, Trimmel, Friedrich, Subotic, Schlotterbeck, Lenz, Gentner, Andrich, Malli, Bülter, Andersson

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

Now Haaland filled that void and he seems not to have any of these fitness issues. He also appears too healthy & robust that I'd see it as an absolute necessity to cover him with s.o. additionally to Reus.

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

When Aki admitted it was a mistake not having 2 strikers he didn't say that having a sole 9 is a mistake per se. They didn't see it coming that Paco would be out injured for so long again.
Fatally, they were too hopeful betting on Paco's fitness, and that backfired.

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

When your go-to striker has a history of struggling with injuries and fitness, usually that's when a club is well advised to sign a backup.
Paco had played 85 minutes since October scoring+assisting zero goals. From my POV, we virtually were without a striker in the hinrunde.

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

@AngelikaMusser My condolences for your loss

Maybe people from the countryside are different to Londoners

[Johannes H. @frankenchristdk]

I've visited London & Britain once in my life. It was in May 2008. What stuck with me most were unfriendly people, shit weather, & pubs closing at 23 pm. I hope their island mentality brings them the happiness sought after for so long. Personally, won't miss them #byebyebritain