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former pepperoni enthusiast, ritz cracker ambassador, top 90% on OF | don’t shoot your shot

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The mystery continues

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For sale: condoms, never worn

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We are the sons of the Josses you couldn’t stone

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Graveyard shift at the library again 💀

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Do drive thru workers feel morally obligated to forget my kid’s juice?

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Guy goes to The Container Store and it’s just dozens of old shipping containers

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Employee, husband, father
in that order👊

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@UweBollocks Popeye or egg-in-toast

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My sniffles are about to fuck this meditation retreat up

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

I forget who on here told me this story but I think about it like every day. they knew some guy who worked for Porsche in Italy and he was going through post-9/11 US customs and the agent asked "what's the purpose of your visit" and he said "oh, for the new 911" and got detained

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Living my Truth (Social)

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Deadliest Catch: Imitation King Crab

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Really hope no one replies to this with pictures of their totem pole dick tattoos.
Yea, that would reeeally ruin my day

[dylan @dylanwoodley]

and revenge is the only thing on his mind

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Peter Griffin trying to pronounce FAFSA

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Band unwittingly announces farewell tour

[Bailey ? @FeetforBailey]

This is genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

French is such a beautiful language.

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Put the “rest” back in restroom

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Microwaving popcorn at the UN General Assembly