frank hinton

take me out of your mouth

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

my baby is crawling and im trying to get him to walk. how many mg of creatine do you recommend daily?

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

half esper

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

If my country needed me to do backflips on a dirt bike at the white house I would also heed the call

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

I’m excited that inflatable lawn decoration stabbing season has begun

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

just hit the ball

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

why do all my exes hate me is it because i'm openly insane

[Chelsea Martin @_chelsea_martin]

my favorite part of Hunger games 4 was at the end credits when my friend said "was that a sequel?"

[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

'tylenol pm' ad that's a 30-sec. montage of patrick bateman killing 2-4 ppl, eating ice cream at home, ingesting 'tylenol pm,' asleep in bed

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

Cleaning out my message history and it’s just 8 years of unrequited sexts

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

No diggity?

I’m jealous. I’m harbouring a lot of diggity right now, like an overabundance of diggity.

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

the “chat” in ChatGPT is French for “cat”

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

@blakebutler (Raises hand)

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

And to top things off, I just learned that the dog from the Littlest Hobo is DEAD.

Leave me be

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

@BruceFraser So sorry for your loss Bruce.

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

My summer is going well. Thank you for asking

[b r ü c e @BruceFraser]

Finally

[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

I broke a personal jogging record today for distance. Please retweet.

[frank hinton @frankhinton]

If you come on my podcast and my friend’s podcasts I’ll come on you let podcast and your friend’s podcasts. We will share our