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jimmy neutron says I have perfect skin

[Lesley Abravanel 🪩 @lesleyabravanel]

I got here reluctantly in 1990 and was eventually enchanted. Florida was my muse, but not in an embarrassing punchline sort of way. I got to experience an actual cultural renaissance as South Beach emerged from a soporific senior citizen’s home to a vibrant, multicultural hub of all things haute and lit as the kids now call it. And then came the three decades of Republican rot, which has transformed the state into a humid hellscape of hatred and haters, fueled by the unquenchable avarice of amoebic amateurs craving an untenable importance only afforded to them in the state run by crooks, cretins and con artists. Oh, and pedophiles too. Let’s not forget those. We’ve plenty of them. Anyway, I’d leave if I could but since I can’t, I beg if anyone here with me with at least two brain cells to please vote for @davidjollyfl , @JaredEMoskowitz, and all the badass blue candidates promising much needed change. Enough is enough.

[kiersten @frankiersten]

& im supposed to like Chris Pratt? Pls

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Every video of Anna Faris on the red carpet for Scary Movie 6 is kinda breaking my heart. She’s so funny, and has clearly had her self esteem run into the ground, and she’s realizing there’s people who still want her to win, and keep choosing her

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[kiersten @frankiersten]

@alicefaith218 Genuinely and wholeheartedly get the fuck out of here with that.

[kiersten @frankiersten]

God I have so many things to say…
- that’s horrible. Never do that to yourself. You need nutrition.
- that’s bathing suit is horribly unflattering
- girl’s walk was NOT confident.. which I honestly feel goes back to being malnourished.

Gals and pals… it’s not worth it.

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

“Stassi really wanted to look incredible for the show so went on a massive diet,”a source shared with The Daily Mail.

“She skipped breakfast, had only a salad for lunch and then did not touch a carb after 5pm, so she was having only about 600 calories a day,” added the source.

“The weight just melted off her body, but that kind of diet is very hard to do because the cravings are insane, Stassi said. It's not easy for her to diet that hardcore, but the results are amazing and she felt great about herself.”

Source: The Daily Mail

#SportsIllustrated #MiamiSwimWeek

[kiersten @frankiersten]

It truly pmo bc they could have still styled her so cute……..

[Throwbacks Crave @throwbackscrave]

Looking back it was absolutely criminal what was done to Alison DiLaurentis in the later seasons of ‘Pretty Little Liars’.

Unfortunately, the minute the actress gained weight they styled her as a grandma, rather than the ‘Queen Bee’ character we had all grown to love to hate over the course of the show.

Sasha had even spoken about this in an interview saying that the people on the show did not know how to properly dress her & that the writers on the show started writing her character differently.

Despite the people on the show trying to be respectful about it, the damage was already done.

[mandalorian archive @mandoarchives]

massive congratulations to Victor Broadley, Dawn Dininger, Trevor Hensley, Mike Manzel, and Jason Matthews, the incredible puppeteers behind Grogu in #TheMandalorianandGrogu 

incredible work from these very talented individuals! thank you for bringing him to life 💚

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

It’s always “do as I say, NOT as I do” with the GOP.

The Republicans who passed this “nuclear family month“ law also worship at the swollen feet of a 34 count convicted felon who cheated on all three of his wives.

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

Boelter told your publication - from jail, through the prison message system - that he targeted Democratic legislators because he believed mRNA vaccines were killing people.

The funeral homes he claims conducted a secret investigation say no such investigation happened.

He has pleaded not guilty. His trial is pending. What is not pending is the fact that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark are dead, Senator Hoffman and his wife were shot seventeen times, and the ecosystem of vaccine conspiracy content that Boelter says radicalized him is still fully operational.

Right wing misinformation does not pull triggers. It just fills the hands of the people who do.

[kiersten @frankiersten]

The real issue is that instead of reallocating funds to pay for these essential things, the GOP just wants to cut it and see where they land. That will leave us unprepared and without a safety net. Until I see a full funding plan, I’d like to keep paying to live a good life.

[Heather Beaven @ElectBeaven]

The @TheFLGOP is lying. Property taxes aren't "rent." They fund essential local services, primarily public education, law enforcement, fire and rescue, emergency services, infrastructure, mosquito control, and amenities (rec centers, libraries parks).

[kiersten @frankiersten]

@MrEddieTarazona @ElectBeaven @TheFLGOP Jesus Christ are you ever a misogynistic pig. Don’t ever call a woman that. What the hell is wrong with you?

[RockinRobin @KlinglerRobin]

Florida voters, do your homework. Read everything you can about this 'tax cut'.
It's a cut that takes things away from YOU.

[goma @soigomaa]

THINGS I DONT DEBATE WITH MEN :
1. Abortion
2. Breastfeeding
3. Menstruation
4. Female body hair
5. Birth Control
6. Access to feminine hygiene products

Why? Because NONE of those involve the male body & therefore don't create any valid MALE OPINIONS

[Kelsey (Taylor’s Version)🪩🦋🐍 @yeswhaleswiftie]

I just realized Miami N1 she debuted:

The gold rep suit💛
The blue fearless dress🩵
And gave us the A13 clip

For surprise songs she sang Tim McGraw X Timeless
In her caption for Toy Story 5 today she wrote “sometimes you just know right?”

In Timeless: “ And sometimes there's no proof, you just know"🎶

Tim McGraw 20yr anniversary is June 19th the same day as Toy Story 5 release date.

And of course that same night, she happened to sing Daylight X This Is Me Trying … “been sleeping so long in a 20yr dark night”

And 💛+🩵=💚

We are setting aside the glitter and showbiz and dusting off our cowboy boots cause I think this summer is gunna be rodeo🤠🐴

[kiersten @frankiersten]

Fuck you.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Missouri Republicans have cut $4 million in funding for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library literacy program, which sends monthly free books to kids 5 and under.

No more children will be able to sign up to receive free books in Missouri.

[Maci 🐞 @WisteriaRising]

There’s a snake in my boot actually is the most Debutation coded thing ever when you think about it

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

The Taylor Swift Toy Story 5 announcement will be at 2pm ET.

[kiersten @frankiersten]

@EchoLimaIndia I love this so much

[kiersten @frankiersten]

Stop fucking with us and just say ittt 😭😭😭😭

[Pixar @Pixar]

She's making those moves up as she goes!

[kiersten @frankiersten]

Can they stop doing damages to our property? Literally not theirs. This is the people’s house.

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

You think this looks bad now.. just wait until they remove the cage and seating, and the damage done to the South Lawn is revealed..