Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones

Bess Hardware enthusiast, father of 3 little shits, McLennan Community College alumn, director of spike ball league operations

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

Woke up this morning with a tough decision… what should I eat for breakfast, my wife’s butthole or a vanilla long John from Dunkin’ Donuts #choices #breakfast #goodeats

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

@BQuillmanQcast @d3datacast Is this your only job? Don’t get it twisted, I don’t know shit about hoops, but I’ll give it to straight here Bob: My two sons Buckey (age 13) and Axel (10), who have never played basketball, would whoop any of these D3 posers with ease. Prolly wheel all the birds too.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

@eugene_da_beast Guys like me aren’t “wealthy enough to rock no case,” too. But guys like me do have big enough balls to rock no case whether or not I can afford a replacement. My family and I live by the saying: #HighRiskHighReward. Learn a thing or two about it big E.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

If you’re not fluent in at least 4 languages, unfollow me. I only like to interact with smart people on twitter. ¿Comprende? #smarts #levelupbums #rosettastone

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

Two words: I’m the goat

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

Two words. Texas Toast.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

Idk what fires me up more on a Monday morning… my wife’s lips to calm down my raging morning wood or 4 of these for breakfast:

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

@bigbossdonte You better shut your black ass up before I come to your door with a nuse and a job application.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

@bigbossdonte My 8 year old son Bucky could beat your ass with his left hand. He could prolly rob a store better than you too.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

@bigbossdonte Don’t make my white ass teach you how to read my bio.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

@bigbossdonte Get off my nuts and go eat a banana you black ass monkey

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

You guys know those albino freaks that love barqs root beer and have HORRENDOUS back acne. They also seem to always wear their shorts below their knees for some reason. #loser

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

Holyyyy molyyy!!! this could be the best invention since the creation of the mega stuff Oreo. Can’t beat the double decker toilet paper rolls. #smarts #backuprolljustincase

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

I want Aunt Jemima back on my syrup bottle.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

If you aren't in the clean plate club, you're a beta. #alpha #cleanplateclub

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

Don’t be intimidated by my success, charisma, or intellect.

Be inspired by it.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

Does anyone else’s wife get mad when they catch you watching big booty Korean porn? #wtf #letmedome #freetime

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

Ghost wipes > sex

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

@T_Kapp @Arbys @Complexity Now this is a man with taste

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

If you’re looking for a great time and some delicious chicken, find the nearest @NandosUSA and you’ll be set. Excellent service and tasty chicken. 5⭐️ overall experience.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

This guy is more fragile than my 95 year old grandma. Take some advil and get back on the court pussy.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: There is a growing possibility that Chicago Bulls guard Lonzo Ball will need a third surgical procedure on his right knee that would likely require another six months of recovery and rehabilitation.

[Franklin “Da Bawss” Jones @frankjones__]

You talk behind my back, cuz you’ll never be in front of me. 🖕#imthegoat #toptwonottwo