Spent the afternoon with the great Japanese geologist Dr. Matsuda Masanori.
Such incredible wisdom as we discussed the vast similarities between ancient rocks and blocks of aged cheese.
Many years ago I was lost at sea for weeks on my Catamaran. All I had was my fishing pole and three wheels of Pecorino.
I’ve never eaten better in my life.
When dining with former dictator Idi Amin, my late friend Roswaldo did something so offensive Amin decided to chop off his left hand.
His offense: Pointing the Brie