Hammy Franks

Just a Veteran Sports Reporter living the dream one 5 finger whiskey at a time.

[Hammy Franks @franks_hammy]

Breaking News out of Arizona:
Prostitution is now a felony. We will see how this affects professional Arizona sports athletes. A few members of La Liga may be on high alert this week. 👀

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More Breaking News out of the infamous fantasy league La Liga…team Eskimo Bros is trying to earn their league fees back at Talking stick Casino right now after losing Bowers for a “couple games” due to a meniscus “Trim” surgery. Might as well call him an expensive Jordan Reed.

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Breaking News out of Arizona: the infamous fantasy league La Liga… team Gruden grinders is sweating bullets after losing AJ Brown tonight to an ankle injury…early indications are showing that Brown forgot to pull his tampon out prior to kickoff.

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Whoever thought drafting AJ Brown was a good idea needs to have a couple five finger whiskeys tonight…my goodness.

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@MyGolfSpy @livgolf_league @TGL @GrassLeague Who the hell watches Liv? “Losers in Vain” is just a garbage money grab and sinking ship. TGL gets old fast…Grass League to the moon. Grass League is the future.

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@DHx34 I got an idea…maybe if he wasn’t an arrogant, cocky, entitled and narcissistic prick he would have been drafted by now.

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@RGIII I got an idea…maybe if he wasn’t an arrogant, cocky, entitled and narcissistic prick he would have been drafted by now. NFL teams don’t want that toxic shit in their locker rooms.

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@BrandonHuffman @BaronNaone @westlinn_fb @flyguyhuey5 @teamlillard7on7 @RCarterTV @BlairAngulo @GregBiggins @Chris_Fetters @ScottEklund @KimGrinolds https://t.co/IbeTGPeIld

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Losers from the Transfer Portal this Off Season📉

(Via: @MaxChadwickCFB | @PFF_Dalton)

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@CoachJeddFisch https://t.co/IbeTGPeIld

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Losers from the Transfer Portal this Off Season📉

(Via: @MaxChadwickCFB | @PFF_Dalton)

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@BaronNaone @CoachJeddFisch @BrandonHuffman @On3Recruits @westlinn_fb @jon_eagle @flyguyhuey5 @teamlillard7on7 @RCarterTV @TheNewAthlete @LionellSinglet1 https://t.co/IbeTGPeIld

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Losers from the Transfer Portal this Off Season📉

(Via: @MaxChadwickCFB | @PFF_Dalton)

[Hammy Franks @franks_hammy]

@CoachJeddFisch Jedd is a snake oil salesman. He could sell fake meat to a butcher. But don’t let that man-boob tennis player fool you. He is full of more shit than a port a potty in a Seattle autonomous zone.

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Jedd Fisch is a fucking coward and a snake oil salesman. @CoachJeddFisch
@UW_Football

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@bluebloodsbias What a dogshit take…He ain’t leaving. You know nothing about Arizona Football and are just trying to get clicks.

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@ValleyoftheSuns @Liam_Clark01 No. Heard Harden hasn’t showered in two years. Don’t need that in the locker room.

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@Bickley_Marotta Salt and Pepper

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@johncanzanobft Dog shit smells better than garbage you spew out on Twitter.

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@johncanzanobft Excited and aligned my ass. Just total garbage flowing from your mouth this evening.

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@johncanzanobft Hey Johnny Boy my sources are telling me Arizona to Big 12 is a done deal. Move to be announced by end of week. Get ready to Bear Down in Big 12 Country Cat Fans. Don’t listen to Johnny Boy.

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Hearing from my sources that it’s official…University of Arizona will be joining The Big 12 Conference. Also, hearing Arizona State has standing offers from the WAC and Mountain West Conference. Not sure if they would be excited to join either…but time will tell.

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@NBCSports Definitely not Jalen Hurts since he was an Oklahoma Sooner of course. When I see this logo I think of the late great Henry Rugg’s III who is now playing prison ball at Nevada State Prison.