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[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

What do you even do if you’re in a relationship other than have sex and go eat at a restaurant and get engaged

[litquidity @litcapital]

Spotted outside of Morgan Stanley’s HQ in Times Square today 😭

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[Silentum 🦁 @xKhalifan]

FUNMAXXING

You never learned how to live. Nothing is serious. Talk to people. You can do anything. Tomorrow doesn’t exist. Don’t overthink. Just do it. Create things because why not. Seek novelty. Pursue eternal joy. Play for fun. Give yourself more credit. Be an example of what life can look like.

If you understood the absurdity of everything, your worries would fade, and you would come closer to achieving peace.

Balance is key.

You must learn how to make progress while still making time for fun.

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[firebug @frankzappppa]

This is making me want to cry he was so handsome before and being handsome means everything to him I’d be sick

[KickChamp👑 @Kick_Champ]

Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career 😳

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

One of my favourite evo-psych factoids is that apparently a large majority of M/F couples arrange themselves with the male closest to the entrance to the cave (aka bedroom door), without even knowing they’re doing it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[Lychee🇨🇦 @ybglychee]

2023 summer situationship just named his daughter after me

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ @idropFbombs]

You can't even make this up guys.

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

this is a graph of me on a night out by # of drinks consumed

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[firebug @frankzappppa]

She might be one of the worst actresses of all time. And should simply never wear high waisted pants

[siren crave @sirencrave]

sydney sweeney, i'm looking respectfully

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers