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As you all know, Beanz means Heinz, which is exactly the reason I've got 36 tins of beanz in my uni room
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for Fran on a can
@GordonRamsay don’t ignore me you idiot sandwich https://t.co/7CVDIfFXnL
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Exams done, time to whip out the spinner
That’s looks pukka mukka 👌🏼👀 https://t.co/ZuCg5BAWyg
You ask, and we always listen. Say hello to the newest member of the Rustlers family – The All Day Breakfast Sausage Muffin. You guessed it, it's a sausage, in a muffin, with a sachet of ketchup for those who love it a bit saucy. Get yours now from your local Co-op!
The clocks go back an hour tonight. An extra hour in bed, an extra hour to enjoy a delectable Big Cheese. Treat yourself.
The last 7 generations of my family have been baptised in a can of bow, that's how the big boys do it https://t.co/aBPCmy0AuA
In 14th-century England, children were baptised in cider.
He was so happy to see us
All the girls want me https://t.co/obC4rxkjDK
@Daniel_Gribbin Meet me in Rhondda bowl car park I'll do you with one hand behind my back you twat
Haters gonna hate https://t.co/OBIZ10svKn
@franny_quotes Fuck off pal
Finally a rustlers burger that'll make me look upper class https://t.co/nhfhb9HCtR
Say hello to the Rustlers Gourmet BBQ Burger. Flame-grilled beef and smoky BBQ sauce. So posh, you’ll want to break out the bubbly
We'll consult with our legal advisers and get back to you. https://t.co/oUZvzge64B
When you find Dave’s pube in your chips
Excellent progress Mr President @realDonaldTrump good to see them cocking Mexicans won't be able to get into your country with their maracas https://t.co/OydHeGfwtk
BORDER WALL prototypes underway!
Can I recommend a revolutionary idea? A fish burger, with the name "Fishy Francis"? https://t.co/MVB68AKnOn
It's our pleasure, Mr The Big One Flame Grilled Quarter Pounder Cheeseburger IVth. https://t.co/FzyqhdPQob
Down to my last lot of clothes before being forced into a trip to the launderette, lucky I've got a bangin pair of chinos in my arsenal
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