Fran Richter

dog lady. passionate about cheesesteaks, 90 day fiancé, and jimmy butler

[Fran Richter @franrichter]

i only tweet when i'm high.

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my toxic trait is that i think i understand every enigmatic athlete better than anyone ever has

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@The_A_Prentice

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@VanLathan did Luka get Mark Cuban pregnant??

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it should be illegal to run into your neighbors when you’re stoned

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instant turnoff: he’s into minions

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life is fuckin' weird and hard.

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i have spent 45 mins googling if GloRilla and Shaq ever actually dated. still couldn’t tell you

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why are they wrong in the head but right in the bed, every damn time

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do i miss lava lamps?

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@leilacohan @LByock @jplicks what’s wrong with gelato!!!

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@RoneJae SEASON 3. kem and chris <3

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@Armie_Strong you have a snapchat

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@RachelleRW another day, another Rachelle subtweet i’m dying to figure out!!

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wow, yet another day that my dog hasn’t brought me breakfast in bed

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we don’t eat enough rice crispy treats

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@ellorysmith how to want to be alive

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sorry but when you say buccal i hear bukkake

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having an annoying personality on twitter is such an unforced error

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@TheBigPic the trifecta of The Woman King (Viola & Gina), Women Talking (Sarah for directing, Claire, Rooney), and She Said (all!!!). the latter was the least strong of the season for me, but the message these snubs sends is so frustrating. important storytelling that should be recognized.

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@DanLWillis you know what's sick? i, too, am insanely triggered by this thread. but now i also want mendo.