El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹

I'm me. Tattoo nerd. I write. I'm as real as you are.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

In my experience, only the weak and insecure desire to be feared.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@CP24 It's news stories like this, that really make me dislike the fact @AirCanada has the name of our fucking country in their name.

They embarrass us as a nation.

They, are @fordnation of airlines....

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@brentmfmayfield @Lurkerman113797 @jennmint Fair, my apologies for my lack of clarification.

I was referring to Lurker.

To be clear, i'm just a ref in a hockey fight, don't care who threw the first verbal punch, just going off something that caught my eye.

As you were folks.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@Lurkerman113797 @brentmfmayfield @jennmint Hi there, I don't have a dog in this fight, but i'm nosy and feel the need to point the irony in someone saying "i thought you were a tough guy"....while hiding your own identity.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@RalphGarman No Doubt

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@LivLife_WWE Eh, i'm in canada and have wwe on Netflix. So I show could happen at 10am, but i can watch it at its usual time.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@BellaBaddie__ My parents sex tape.

Kids today will never understand the highs and psychologically destroying lows of being a kid in the 80's, rooting around the house, finding a VHS tape with no label stashed somewhere

"No label! A surprise, fun!"

To

"What? Why? Is that my room?"

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@ronsterd89 No offense.

But fuck you for reminding me I am that old.

Lol fuck.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@CalltoActivism You know, to a POINT i am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, in that he's a very old man and was probably up past his bedtime, clearly attending an event he's not interested in.

That aside, he forcfully, fucked thousands fans, to take a nap in public

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@PopcornPost_ The Running man remake.

Fucking hated it. I found it boring as fuck.

I'm not saying the movie was bad my any means, but I also love the original, so I was hoping for something a little, more "let's turn this to 11" compared to the Arnie version.

I felt the same about Twisters

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@bushontheradio Where?

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@cmclymer Fyi, to be 100% clear.

I can be an idiot, but I sincerely meant nothing offensive to you with my "balls" comment in the previous post.

It was meant to be complimentary.

I may be overthinking it.

Either way, I hope all is well

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@FinkyDidIt @cmclymer I have no dog in fight. But Finky, its 2026, and to he clear, you're using the term "dyke" as an insult....but you're only brave enough to so while hiding your own identity.

That makes you a coward, which is worse, and kinda ironic that a woman has bigger balls than you.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@FinkyDidIt @oakaged22 @cmclymer Few things. You pay for an app, owned by man who paid to put a suspected pedophile, back in office. And despite knowing this, Elon brings his kids around him. Gross, so you're cool with paying potential pedo pals

You're opinion on anything, evet is irrelevant

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@HunterBiden i'm curious sir, had you ever considered following your father into politics when you were younger?

Was there, ever any expectation with your family that you would follow your dad's profession?

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@sunnyright 1000% agree.

The only things he NEEDS to be bond are, the tux, the Walther, and the aston Martin

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@katya_zamo Pfft.

Seriously?

Everyone knows exactly who will win.

In fact, I am so sure that I bet my life savings on it.

And the winner of the world cup in 2026, with 1000% guaranteed will be:
The football team that beats their opponents in the finals.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@CP24 Hey, hey @fordnation do Ontario a real favour, and show us how much you truly deeply care for the people of Ontario, and don't fucking come back.

Stay in the states. Move there.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

@shiraiskys I will say, I admit I am an idiot, but Biana Belair has done my head in a few times I've seen her without the braid.

And thats not a knock or anything. Just so used to seeing it that when her hair is not in a braid, to me, she looks different. Like Clark without glasses.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

To be clear, my last post about @TheJimCornette was meant as a compliment.

Jim, stood up for his spouse, did what he felt was right thing, and got in the face of dude who, no offense to Jim, could fucked Jim up beyond repair with zero effort, before Jim got to his car.

#balls.

[El The 🇨🇦🇲🇹 @franticmonkey]

Say what you about @TheJimCornette but this dude, is not an athlete, amd maybe 6 tall? But I heard years ago, Cornette, straight up threatened the life of Brock Lesnar, to Brock's face, because he insulted Jim's wife.

I respect the chivalry, but jim has balls that clang for that