Stuart Millard

World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer.

[Stuart Millard @franticplanet]

In 1991, The Sun put on a benefit variety show for soldiers, headlined by Jim Davidson. However you're imagining it to be, you're not even close.

My new half-hour video essay tells the story of Gulf Aid; the event I was born to cover.

https://t.co/aaBlBG25O5

[Stuart Millard @franticplanet]

I'll be over on Bluesky. Same name.

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Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until Feb. Tiers start at £1, with 908,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

https://t.co/xiLhb1KrWU

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@CuckooWalt They donned many a blank tape from Woolworths

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2025's final video is now available for all.

God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.

https://t.co/L7oEZbR3SF

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Ho Ho H... Oh Christ! A month early (or rather, on time) for Patrons, get ready for the Boxing Day tummy ache of your lives, by gorging on the fifth annual Selection Box video.

https://t.co/TlYMM1E8cV

[Stuart Millard @franticplanet]

Monthly (festive) Patreon thread, including your fifth annual Selection Box video. Tiers start at £1, with 900,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

https://t.co/xiLhb1JU7m

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'Do NOT move the cushions, their placement is accustomed to my personal posture.'

The Housesitter, Part III: Black, Harris.

Exclusively on the Fiction Tier.

https://t.co/TlYMM1E8cV

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My latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale.

https://t.co/xmyS8rIg4r

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@Jamie_Dodger_ Lovely stuff! Thank you for your service

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@Gleedliker The Roly Polys *and* Dooby Duck? The dressing room must've been like the last days of Rome

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@MadSkilz_MikeyV That is a lovely idea, but sadly my schedule is airtight at the moment, sorry.

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@SmonkingFags @2hrTV Incredibly, they did survive long enough into the 90s to do parodies of the Ninja Turtles and MC Hammer/Vanilla Ice.

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Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

https://t.co/xiLhb1JU7m

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Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag.

https://t.co/sN7hBgkkYI

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@2hrTV Terribly ashamed not to have spotted that.

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A month early for Patrons, a new video. God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.

https://t.co/TlYMM1E8cV

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"...they'd blummin' well let a pal overdose in the bath."

The Housesitter, Part One: The Mallett Residence. Exclusively on the fiction tier.

https://t.co/TlYMM1E8cV

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Now available for all, a look at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public.

https://t.co/kZJuAQlmpj