Frantz Rocher

Aspiring 'good problems'-haver

[Frantz Rocher @frantz_rocher]

how to make ice coffee: pour hot coffee into mug, work on computer for five minutes, take sip

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@_castrov thanks, that's very kind of you haha

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damn, just missed the cut on the forbes list again

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what's the next Great American Content?

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even if you don't buy a ticket to the new star wars movie, the government will take an extra fifteen dollars out of your check anyway

[Frantz Rocher @frantz_rocher]

i'm starting a real estate company called Expensive White Furniture

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i'm always confused when i see someone wearing a bowler hat and they're not twitching their mustache and twirling a cane

[Frantz Rocher @frantz_rocher]

title for next noah baumbach movie: ennui we go

[Frantz Rocher @frantz_rocher]

...but are you spinning magazine montage famous?

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in a past life, I was played by anthony anderson

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guys in blazers and jeans have it all figured out

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proud hamptons parents give birth to a beautiful pair of salmon shorts

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Cosí is the tuscany subway

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i hate shallow people who don't dress well

[Frantz Rocher @frantz_rocher]

i woke up, described my sleep as 'seamless.' i hope my future wife is a game-changer and brings innovative, efficient solutions to my life.

[Frantz Rocher @frantz_rocher]

my new favorite band is a corporate punk rock band named Paperwürk

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a morissey concert must be world's largest shower-singing convention

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@JazzJazzJazz haha..gee whiz, jazz

[Frantz Rocher @frantz_rocher]

every extended pause in conversation should be filled in by a thirty second kenny g saxophone solo

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@SpillYrHead @MishkaNYC dope