franz

oh you think that’s Kafka-esque? try literally being named franz

[franz @franz__solo]

@lizzybeaar78 Is this about me

[franz @franz__solo]

@lizzybeaar78 Is this about me

[franz @franz__solo]

@lizzybeaar78 Is this about me

[franz @franz__solo]

@lizzybeaar78 Is this about me

[franz @franz__solo]

@lizzybeaar78 Is this about me

[franz @franz__solo]

@lizzybeaar78 Is this about me

[franz @franz__solo]

@fawxed well do you?

[franz @franz__solo]

why do we call it Great Britain when it kinda just blows

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

159 people are missing and 4 are confirmed dead. Imagine how much more coverage this would get if it were the result of a terror attack instead of the government failing to regulate things

[franz @franz__solo]

Driving through New Jersey I’m going to vomit

What the hell is a turnpike

[franz @franz__solo]

Maybe once a week someone on this app goes viral because their doordasher took a picture of the food they dropped off and the poster is in the photo picking it up

[franz @franz__solo]

No biggie but can we start making coffee just like 5 degrees cooler? Just across the board?
The fact that we gotta have a lil waiting period is depressing

[franz @franz__solo]

Unpopular opinion: the best thing young adults can do early in their career is have 2-3 beers while sitting in a folding chair

[franz @franz__solo]

Note to self stop workshopping your bits around your parents

[franz @franz__solo]

Fun fact: all those plants that Home Depot puts outside for you to look through?
Free. They’re all free.

[franz @franz__solo]

@gpaolopasco @NYTimesWordplay @DebAmlen Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[franz @franz__solo]

@Walris007 dope

[franz @franz__solo]

this all their is? Cleaning your room and deciding what to cook for dinner?