The natural deodorant I got for free at the cuff premiere of john wilson’s the history of concrete isn’t working very well I’ll be honest and also the scent is “dirty hipster” and I have to smear it on my body with my bare hands because it came in a tiny jar
I just had to leave caffe beano bc a guy sat down at the same tiny table as me and asked me what I have a degree in and then “more like a bachelor of farts in fart history”
@uselesschick It felt spiritually violent … and then he begged me to google that stupid banana taped to a wall and waited silently until I actually did
@sillybutch LMFAOOOOO or his comment about letting his secretary use his Net-a-Porter discount like ofc he routinely shops on a luxury fashion site exclusively catered to women. But I know …. Oh the decisions Yas makes … her desire for security at any cost ….
@sillybutch Ok true that part is just ridiculous … He ONLY makes me laugh and smile when he exists in a completely separate way from Yasmin my special lady
For 5 years straight I thought my eyeballs were falling out whenever I went ice skating and/or wore mittens and I would have to pat my eyes repeatedly just to Make Sure. Anyway I started my very first OCD therapy session this week by asking “have you seen HBO’s Girls?”
@sillybutch LMFAOOOOOO to henry muck he surprisingly grew on me and I will be awaiting ur thoughts on him big time … also I knew I was harper hive forever within the first 4 seconds of episode 1
@sillybutch Me too …. Like it’s harper hive rise first and foremost but also robert hive rise eric hive gus hive sweetpea hive petra hive AND EVEN HENRY MUCK HIVE