Hannah Banana

Be Gay & Do Crime 🏳️‍🌈

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

4 shots of vodka deep & my man just ordered me Taco Bell 🥰 true love does exist

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

DOLLY PARTON AND TIM CURRY?!?! In distress today nobody talk to me 😭

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

If I took a shot for every call I’ve taken today from an owner who’s “sorry but I’m requesting calming meds for 4th of July” fucking TWO DAYS before the holiday I would be blackout drunk rn. I hate 4th of July in VetMed 🙃

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

@ol_scarbrain Omg the struggle is real girl I hope you can relax over the weekend 🩵

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

@ol_scarbrain Not boarding 😭 sending you love right back I have been fighting back crying all day 😅

[𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚏𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚔 🐄 @ol_scarbrain]

As a veterinary employee, I fucking hate the Fourth of July. That is all. I’m on lunch and I can hear colors.

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

Girl dinner 💅🏻

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

mind y’all this is my 56 year old republican mother we’re talking about

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

My mom just spent 15 minutes talking about she a fan of STRAY KIDS?!?! Started naming off band members names and that she loves Felix HELLO WHO IS SHE?!?!?

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

The fact that 3 different incidents happened at Dayseeker is so shocking lol THEY MAKE SAD MUSIC WHY ARE YOU BEING SEXUAL IN THE PIT?! and the fucking machete HELLO???

[mikah (formerly metalcore struggles) @ker0senedream2]

thanks to your horrible comments the list has made it to 50, so heres the much requested whole thing lmao

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Bean Soup Theory is perhaps the most relevant sociological analysis of the 2020s and I’m not joking

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

waited 2 years for bridgerton just to binge both parts on the release days and now i have to wait 2 years again

[Rach 👽 @crybaby_rach]

reason number 58264 why i love atliens

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

i love stories of women leaving their husbands over what looks like an inconsequential act bc they understand that those moments always compound.

people stay in bad relationships bc their partners do just enough to blur the line. not enough to feel loved, but enough to make leaving feel dramatic or unjustified.

so i really respect women who trust their instincts and leave anyway, even when the reason sounds “small” to outsiders. sometimes it’s not cheating. sometimes it’s seeing, very clearly, what your future will look like if you stay.

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

@ol_scarbrain @TilllyNeonn The cat named Speedbump because it got ran over as a kitten always got me 🤣

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

@ol_scarbrain @TilllyNeonn Remember the cat named [email protected]? 🤣

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

It’s really true when I say “I listen to a bit of everything” 😅 #SpotifyWrapped2025

[Hannah Banana @frapalatte_]

@ol_scarbrain This dress & movie is my Roman Empire