MW

all off the record she/her boss baby hate account

[MW @FraserScrutton]

Pinned

[MW @FraserScrutton]

@rycatt @CZygmond3 Ya kinda

[Travis Amiel @heytravistravis]

mom, can you pick me up? my bit didn’t land

[MW @FraserScrutton]

@not_maggieees The $/min value can’t be beat

[amélie @ephhemere]

girls be like “this is my comfort movie” and it’s gone girl

[MW @FraserScrutton]

@gngerbreadboy I had three email notifications about this one tweet

[yellow robe smith @camisdaya]

im 😭😭😭

[Abby🤍 @a_rodriguezzz_]

#Euphoria No cause Ethan put his Ethtussy into that final scene😮‍💨👏🏽

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Lots of insta stories today looking like this

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

i am sorry but i am not a realistic girl. i love being just a tiny bit delusional. i love romanticizing my life. i love thinking im in a fantasy world always.

[Sarah Kliff @sarahkliff]

Only in the United States could the government run a public health campaign centered on fears of large, unexpected medical bills.

[ሪሻን @risharkie]

the CDC:

[hot garbage 🕷 @lil_ibuprofen_]

vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Grubhub but it’s a person who’s inside my house and brings a glass of water to my bed

[MW @FraserScrutton]

@ktg_45 The flag feels political

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

whatever is on my credit card statement is between Chase bank and God. i don’t need to see all that.