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how’s THIS for a personal essay | she/her

[ktg @ktg_45]

Took my mom to the homecoming game... she has never met Caitlin

[leo reich @leoistired]

hbo x a24 x leo
december 🎅🏼

[ktg @ktg_45]

@dontfuckwmrzero and I’ll be honest and say it’s not even a movie I’ve seen

[leo reich @leoistired]

filming my standup show as a special for TV on september 14th 🙏
6pm and 8:45pm, dalston
big room. twice. bring friends:
https://t.co/mU05u0m2Lp

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

there’s a scene of margot robbie saying hi to all the barbie’s but she stops and says wait we’re missing one and it cuts to this

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

never let them know ur next move

[ktg @ktg_45]

living in new york, to me, is all about walking behind 3 men in a clump who are moving as slow as they possibly can while you’re transferring at 42nd st

[pat regan @poregan]

Does anyone remember how im trying to seem to ppl

[claudia @idkcloudy]

i’m going to memorize this entire monologue (gestures and all) and perform it at every social gathering for the foreseeable future

[James @CaucasianJames]

last summer was the summer of friendship. this summer? the summer of rollerblading

[wint @dril]

sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldnt be me. i only betray my friends when it gives me an Advantage

[charlie @chunkbardey]

thought experiment: what is something that happened yesterday

[trash jones @jzux]

lot of fakes out there but apparently this is the official list

[ktg @ktg_45]

they’re about to make Bachelor history by announcing Rambo, Hayden’s dog, as the next bachelor #TheBachelorette

[pat regan @poregan]

I want to get an office job and respond to every email “honestly it’s whatever” and see if i can not get fired

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

We should really be treating Real Housewives like we do sports

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

I love being a nurse on set! So nice to give covid test

[Tiña Colada @Tinavlam]

when there is a fellow girlina in the workplace…that’s Home.

[ktg @ktg_45]

changing my personality to be that any time I leave a room i say “I can’t stay long I’m double parked outside”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why even be in Congress if you don’t believe in doing your job?

Just quit and let someone who actually gives a damn do it instead of acting like a useless piece of furniture when babies are shot with AR15s that we let teen boys impulse buy before they can legally have a beer.

[natalie @american_sicko]

GIVE UP.
- pregnant ladies
- folks who may be
- people who need
- seniors, even!

Thank you