iz

you can catch flies with honey but you can catch more honeys bein fly

[iz @izmercc]

911 operator: 911 is it an emergency?
me: no it’s digiorno

[iz @izmercc]

he fr looks like a mr meaty character

[iz @izmercc]

everybody listen to this guy on his views of women because he is definitely 100% correct

[Dennis Creamer @Grace1960181960]

@prinkasusa 1st week, houses overrun with trash, no men to take the garbage out. 2nd week rats overrun the world , no men to kill rats while women stands in chair screaming. 3rd week women suddenly remember they don't know how to unclog a toilet, life goes in the crapper after that..

[Aira @Airaasayss]

Didn't get it at first now I can't stop laughing👀

[s @exfootballfan]

Girl who rejected me in high school just posted her baby on facebook and it’s cross-eyed.

[iz @izmercc]

guys, stop having conversations and connecting with people bc it’s really disrespectful :/

[blue @bluewmist]

normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

QUIZ: Are you an Elphaba, a Glinda, or the Zodiac Killer? https://t.co/5dOcwOvGSZ

[art decider @poe_collector]

girl drop the crystals and pick up a glock, it’s time to save the country from fascism

[iz @izmercc]

no fruit, i’m out

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

The tracklist for Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.

1. Aperture
2. American Girls
3. Ready, Steady, Go!
4. Are You Listening Yet?
5. Taste Back
6. The Waiting Game
7. Season 2 Weight Loss
8. Coming Up Roses
9. Pop
10. Dance No More
11. Paint By Numbers
12. Carla’s Song

[JD Vance @JDVance]

What the press has done in lying about this innocent law enforcement officer is disgusting. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

https://t.co/IfXAAxi9Ql

[iz @izmercc]

what was i cooking up ln

[iz @izmercc]

@andersoncooper @Andy do poppers

[iz @izmercc]

@AliDarwesh94 @DiscussingFilm that’s not gonna happen, hope this helps 👍🏻

[iz @izmercc]

gc after that 9 in a sea of 7s #dwts

[iz @izmercc]

have this shirt. have never gotten more comps on an article of clothing

[iz @izmercc]

ELAINE BEING UNDERSCORED. CLOCK IT CHERYL #dwts

[archie @Archie_Saunders]

If it’s James Corden, I’m burning every cinema to the ground. Nobody will be watching the movie.

[iz @izmercc]

fuck he made me crack up again guys

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be appreciated on the beach."

[iz @izmercc]

and if i said this was my overall reaction to life a showgirl ????

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

nothing about me feels real and i don’t remember most of my life
https://t.co/AQy7rfviAx

[iz @izmercc]

@mistercdavid @NoContextHumans