alice

life is great without it you'd be dead

[robyn☦️ @RRR0BYN]

This era of girlhood was so cozy you can’t convince me otherwise. No social media except MySpace, sharing limewire downloads, going out on Friday and walking around your town to see who else was out and hang out, Paris Hilton spearheading the Bimbo Nationalist movement. Simpler times.

[alice @fratboycore]

These are my targeted ads cause I talk about hating my big old tits every second

[alice @fratboycore]

Sometimes when I'm PAing and it's so fucking shit and I'm making 250 for a 12hr day I think about how my club had a 250$ 10 minute dance special but also I was suicidal back then so idk

[alice @fratboycore]

Googling how to not want to die over every minor inconvenience

[alice @fratboycore]

@JakeStateFarm @StateFarm @PatrickMahomes Thought this was @kurtisconner

[alice @fratboycore]

Realizing I've grown up because I haven't asked for the aux cord in an Uber for almost three years

[꩜ @laylology]

white women were so right when they made enjoying a crisp diet coke a personality trait! cheers ladies 💯

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

Boner bone

[alice @fratboycore]

Bisexuals are always getting into fender benders

[alice @fratboycore]

Oh my way to the gym; so naturally I'm feeling superior even though I haven't been in like two months

[alice @fratboycore]

Girls kissing

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

pretend you 10 and this a youtube search bar

[alice @fratboycore]

I'm guys

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

guys love to be like "let's watch this youtube video"

[alice @fratboycore]

Bill Hader's single again. This changes my life in absolutely no way but somehow gives me peace. Good day today.

[alice @fratboycore]

Today he called me meek

[Cher @cher]

Ok,Someone call Emergency,& TAKE MY PHONE AWAY 4 EVER‼️I WAS TXTNG & TALKING 2 FRIENDS,& MY MIND WAS INVADED BY A CREATURE FROM ANOTHER . GALAXY.HE INVADED MY BODY 2.( that wasn’t so bad)SURE HE’S DENING IT NOW‼️Cher⁉️CHER WHO⁉️
HOWEVER IN MY DEFENSE
MY PHONE’S ON DRUGS

[alice @fratboycore]

@lsrfilms I’d be so much hotter if I would just shut the fuck up

[alice @fratboycore]

@carapradaa @ParadoxQueeen

[alice @fratboycore]

Perfectly timed my DoorDash to arrive three minutes after my Uber drops me off

[alice @fratboycore]

I’ve never taken anything serious enough to actually sit and study it in my life until now and it would be playing pretend