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No way you just left the house in a pink shirt with orange shorts. When you throw on the Dora the Explorer, you’re either intentionally in a costume or you’re lying to yourself. No in between.

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Evolved into a System of a Down top artist husband

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Taylor Swift top artist girlfriend and Kanye West top artist boyfriend

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Would be so proud if I was the napkin designer that snuck this through QC. They printed millions of these

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Soulcalibur II was so fucking good

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Gotta love a Honda odyssey kitted out with skis on a roof rack. Like why did you purchase a bus with a hatchback if you can’t fit the skis in too?

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Returning with great sadness to clarify there is actually a reasonable explanation for what I saw this night

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I saw the drones

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@totally__kyle__ Just eat a lot of spaghetti it’ll be fine

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@totally__kyle__ This tweet aged like milk

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I’m done pretending the time shift isn’t a ridiculous and completely avoidable burden on society

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Seltzer is just diet Diet Coke

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Absolutely shameful that @PHLAirport doesn’t have a McDonald’s

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Just a bunch of dudes seated at the bar, business casual, sipping beers, not speaking to each other

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The grocery store didn’t have bananas this week so I guess I’m going to go jump off a cliff it was nice knowing you guys

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@StormSkiJournal @skicamelback They got one foot of natural snow last weekend and refused to run this double. Hour long line for the only lift that goes to the top

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Jimmy Neutron:

[Kyle @totally__kyle__]

boygenius fucking slaps

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What I would fucking give to get the boys together for some guitar hero

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Absolutely devastated that we got 24 hours of heavy rain and flooding instead of just 5 ft of snow

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Finally lived my dream of taking the train from my apartment to the airport

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Taylor Swift top artist girlfriend and Kanye West top artist boyfriend

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@StormSkiJournal Camelback is great if you’re local but the only category it can truly compete with the rest of those mountains is price for a resort cheeseburger (after you pay for parking)