Mr. Frat Star

fuck you thats why

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

The South: where our tea is sweetened, our beer is cold, the food is better, & the girls are prettier.

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

I'm nothing but a forgiven sinner.

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

pandora is a little off tonight..

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

almost at that 300th tweet.. #thatsall?

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

trust me when I say life, it never gets any easier.

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

now you're standin in the neon lookin like a high I wanna be on. baby it's your call. no pressure at all 🎶

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

stuck somewhere between a gentleman & an asshole.

[Brotips @brotips]

#2938. A DUI is way more expensive than a taxi. #brotips

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

“@NothingWorst: Your crush flirting with someone else.”

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

nothing but Saints & Sinners.

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

it's a wonder we survived. but here's to the nights we don't remember, & the friends we won't forget

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

looks like @LilTunechi is goin back to his old music. #thankGod

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

why should I give a fuck if you don't?

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

here comes goodbye.

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

@BlondeOnABoat you're welcome😉

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

if ya ain't a 10. you're a 9.9

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

Don't cry over the past, it's gone. don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it count.

[Mr. Frat Star @fratoften_]

“@FrattyBlackOut: Fuck this Alabama weather and these Alabama cops”

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hmm. well that's awkward.

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@_SoCalSweetie_ ok I'll do it later bout to go out