Layla Al-Bedawi

Extrovert recluse. Uncomfortably sincere. Does her best to pay attention. Misses you already. MFA candidate @uhcwp.

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

For the 41 people who’ll get shown this post:

@frauleinlayla.bsky.social

Will a picture of my dog inviting you over for a glass of wine help?
(When doesn’t it?)

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@charlesatan 🤗

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Today after listening to me explain the kind of help I think I need with my ADHD my therapist told me it sounds like what I need is a pro Dom, how’s your day going?

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@KyleBurnett I mean yeah, someone needs to whip me into shape I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@tithenai I’ll make sure to pass on the complaint!

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@charlesatan We didn’t know how good we had it. 🦩

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Me trying to find Atomic Pink so I can dress up as myself from 20 years ago only to discover that Special Effects hair dye hasn’t been around for years is too heavy-handed a metaphor

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@charlesatan Always wanted 💕

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

If you’ve been wondering how I’m doing a stranger’s cortisol detection service dog just reacted to me does that answer your question

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Stage name unlocked

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@RosiePosieBee Wasn’t it the absolute best?? (Hi!!)

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Things I did this summer
- get Covid
- watch 100+ eps of MHA
- get a sunburn with SPF 50 on
- get into sleep aid ASMRs
- gain 10 lbs (& lose 5 of them during Covid)
- buy an abundance of notebooks and pens
- restart therapy

Things I didn’t do this summer

- finish a novel draft

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Playing Nothing Compares To You over the airport terminal speakers seems hilarious levels of emotionally irresponsible, what are you thinking Dallas?

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Emailed in a final paper after an all-nighter, almost signed it “Love you”

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Never getting up at 5.30 again jeez

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@prithabread And there’s your target audience

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@SequoiaN I’m the perfect opposite: chilling in my hotel bed at 8.30 pm while my phone keeps reminding me of all the offsites I was planning to do (no regrets)

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

Listen it’s not like I really need one more tote bag in my life but it’s the principle why is this happening do you not care about my feelings at all AWP

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

4 days of nonstop crowds & chats start tomorrow but today I’m flying solo

[Layla Al-Bedawi @frauleinlayla]

@PintsNCupcakes You had me at monsterfied!