Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿

Sci fi based art punk noise. Plant eating bastards. Beta Cuck Soy Boi SJWs.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

My friend is a product designer. She's designing a clay testicle mask enriched with hyaluronic acid to keep them perky and firm. What should she call it?

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

@Morrisons Am already in a DM chat over the previous issues

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

Are you kidding me @Morrisons ? 3rd delivery in a row cancelled by you due to 'operational errors'. I want my delivery pass refunded. This is unacceptable.

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

@StephenLees4 @Ocado Yeah, Ocado are great. Will go back to them now.

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

Wtf @OVOEnergy I've been doing PAYG via direct debit so I never get cut off and now you cut me off because I haven't downloaded the new app? Massive step backwards from you. Your Boost app is awful.

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

Can my middle aged white male patients stop blaming covid on 'boat people', please? It's getting fucking tedious. #Covid_19

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

If people start calling you a hero that means they're about to let you die

[liane gomersall @ligomersall]

NHS nurse must pay more than £11,000 for her and her family to access the health service she works for. NHS workers from abroad are effectively taxed twice, once before they are paid, and again in the form of the Immigration Health Surcharge. https://t.co/Yr0KrQJ6U6

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

Half of UK health workers suffering stress because of Covid-19 https://t.co/sF0RxeX4J9

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

UK launches unprecedented attack on trans rights, will ban transition before 18 https://t.co/TMUUxEoW95 via @gaystarnews

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Boomers 2019: Kids are all morons eating Tide Pods

Boomers 2020: We inject bleach now

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

On tonight’s #GotYourBack we discover that @Hermesparcels are selling your parcels at auction. You read that correctly.
So we buy some, reunite folk with them, and then I get in a giant cardboard box and deliver myself to their HQ to confront them.
@Channel4 at 8pm.
📦

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

@joelycett @Hermesparcels @Channel4 Can you also compile a list of retailers who use @hermesparcels so we can boycott them?

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

Big love to the wonderful team on ICU at @Medway_NHS_FT for being so welcoming and understanding at this incredibly difficult time. Thank you for your patience as I try to remember everything from years ago! 💛

[Prof Nisreen Alwan 🌻 @Dr2NisreenAlwan]

This pandemic has reinforced patriarchy:
▪️decision makers on pandemic response mostly men in most countries
▪️media reporting/trusting male experts much more than female
▪️domestic abuse skyrocketing during lockdown
▪️ women having to work from home & do childcare at same time

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

@CottrellDeb @GOVUK That advice wasn't really helpful, was it? So it's Occ Health's call and it's ok for them to go against the advice posted in gov's original tweet?

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

@GOVUK That's interesting, I was told by Occ Health to go back to work in a hospital after 7 days despite still having a cough. No testing still. I am an NHS nurse.

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

As the first UK coronavirus cases were confirmed, the government was focused on Brexit and destructive vendettas, writes @mfletchertimes. https://t.co/0d7sCsss9X

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

Won't be able to afford to renew ny nursing registration now. Might have to resort to setting up a medical madame OnlyFans idk

[Frau Pouch 🌿🦑🐐🐱🌿 @fraupouch]

Having these extra nurses in the ICU to help out makes the numbers look good when we are at triple capacity, but the skill mix is unsafe. You cannot learn critical care skills in a one day training session. The ICU nurses are rushed off their feet dealing with this.