a lot of guys think the barista is flirting with them, which is pathetic, because obviously that’s a circumstance where I’m standing behind them and she’s flirting with me
Ok. Wow. Listen I know a lot of you are disappointed and rightfully so. I never meant to betray you all like this.
I hear you. And I'm sorry.
I think I can explain.
Dany smooched Jon and they both patted Ghost, who was riding Drogon. "Let's get married," she said, and they did and they had babies and then their children abdicated the throne and instituted a democracy.
There. I did it for you.
Now let's talk about literally anything else.