Jerpent the Serpent

Resident frat bro, intoxicator general, and master of grandiose tales

[Jerpent the Serpent @Fraze_Mr]

@LeahLinenfelser: “Butch lesbian and the Sundance Kid!!! OH MY GOD THAT’S OUR COUPLE NAME!!!”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear media,
It’s not:
“President Trump Discusses Possible Third Term.”

It’s: “Kleptocratic Wannabe Dictator Says He Can Serve ‘Third Term’ In Blatant Disregard Of The Constitution He ‘Swore’ An Oath To Defend.”

You’re welcome.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You are bragging about how susceptible to propaganda you are

[The Sietch of Sci-Fi | @TSoS_]

It's fun that nearly all characters in Dune would canonically kill you without hesitation for creating this abomination.

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

Somebody alert DOGE, this seems awfully wasteful.
https://t.co/SvHJfpDJeO

[Sean Gardner Turner ProChoice Vote Blue Wear AMask @Allareblessed2]

I don't want Canada or Greenland.
I want PBS, Social Security, and
The Smithsonian.

[lockheed martin scorsese 𖢥 @slimjosa]

The whole Studio Ghibli AI trend honestly gives me second-hand embarrassment knowing how hard Hayao Miyazaki has fought to retain the identity of his films and how many of you are this willing to make a farce out of decades of artistry because you don’t actually value it

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@LupinZenigataEr @kimmonismus I haven’t any idea what you mean

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

watching a famously anti-fascist environmentalist creator’s artstyle co-opted to sanction literal fascist propaganda…it’s a pure distillation of evil perverting good. I am full of rage

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

The generative AI boom coinciding with a sweeping wave of repression of political speech is the kind of thing you'd find in a hacky dystopian novel

[sara @casuaIcritique]

“i’m taking therapy with chatgpt”
“i’m creating art with chatgpt”
“AI is better than any partner because it knows more and agrees with what you say”
i fear this is dante’s inferno and this is the ninth circle: treachery against the soul itself.

[Bussy Keaton @BussyKeaton]

You're all making grandpa cry btw

[sage ✨🍉 @ahsokas_artoo]

Rachel Zegler’s crimes apparently:
- not supporting a genocide
- asking to be paid fairly
- being “annoying” (if that’s a crime lock me tf away)
- being simultaneously too white and not white enough
- calling a movie that came out 88 years ago outdated

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Elon Musk challenges Mark Zuckerberg to a fight. Mark agrees. Elon backs out.

Elon Musk challenges Jon Stewart to a debate. Jon agrees. Elon backs out.

Elon Musk calls Hasan Piker a bitch. Hasan challenges him to Elden Ring duel. Elon backs out.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

it turns out the real assassins were the social media managers we met along the way

[Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp]

In a normal administration:

-Waltz would be fired for creating the chat

-Hegseth would be fired for putting S and TS classified info on a commercial app

-Gabbard would be fired for perjuring herself yesterday when she said there was nothing classified in the chat

[sky @skylikeajedi]

VP Harris couldn’t send a text to her husband when she was in office.

They even threw a fit bc she used wired headphones.

But yet Vance was discussing war plans with the SOD on an unsecured chat with a reporter in it.

Do you know how insane that sounds?

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate time for this in the six years of its existence

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein