fraze

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[fraze @frazeeer]

That little sugar stealing bastard is called Johnny because by the time your kids finished singing the song on repeat you’ll wish you used one 🤷🏼‍♀️

[fraze @frazeeer]

@Pampers what on earth is this? entire giga pack of botched nappies 👎🏻

[fraze @frazeeer]

why can’t fat rolls look as cute on me as they do on my baby

[fraze @frazeeer]

if I could go back to the day we met I probably would just stay in bed

[fraze @frazeeer]

Just caught myself still sat watching Peppa bloody Pig even though Arlo's been asleep half hour 🙄

[fraze @frazeeer]

Oh I see you made pasta mum?
I'm gunna sit and scream until it's cold and then randomly stop so you can eat your shitty cold pasta 🙄😤😂

[fraze @frazeeer]

I swear my son is just trying to out-sas me with his attitude today 😂

[fraze @frazeeer]

too much of a good thing won't be good for long

[fraze @frazeeer]

I don't ask for much, just don't fucking disrespect me

[fraze @frazeeer]

who even are you if you like Jonny and Tyla #LoveIsland

[Scott Thomas @scottyspecial]

As if Camilla has that much class she didn't even swill Tyla 👌

[fraze @frazeeer]

I'm literally hanging out my ass man

[fraze @frazeeer]

It's 4am and my son thinks it's funny to sit smiling at me 🙄 g o t o s l e e p

[fraze @frazeeer]

you made my heart break and that made me who I am 👌🏻

[fraze @frazeeer]

best part about a new phone is downloading all your apps again and choosing which contacts make the cut. After that it's just another phone

[fraze @frazeeer]

the small things in life really annoy me and guys who leave the toilet seat up is one of them 💯

[fraze @frazeeer]

the next person to walk into my office while I have headphones on and scare the shit out of me is getting an elbow to the face 💪🏻

[Kelsey Murley @kmurley_]

The next few months are my favourite 🎃🕸💫❄️☃🎄