just a possum screaming into the void 🐀

I’m very small and have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

[just a possum screaming into the void 🐀 @frazerasaurus]

The #Olympics are Assassins Creed-pilled.

[PolitiFact @PolitiFact]

Online claims that Travis County, Texas is preparing for a catastrophic event are false. Officials there are making plans to host large crowds of out-of-town visitors to view the April 8 solar eclipse. https://t.co/OF5vwhJMs1

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

how im bout to be staring at the eclipse:

[just a possum screaming into the void 🐀 @frazerasaurus]

@whduncan ‘Yikes’ was my first thought when they flipped to their half-time show.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

*whispered from under your car on a rainy night when you thought you were alone* Eat fresh

[Fort Gayne Crime Erin 👽🌈🖤 @CriminalUnionFW]

Norfolk Southern is worth $55B billion with a B dollars and they're offering residents of East Palestine, OH $5. Each.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

looks like america won! that’s great. that’s actually where i’m from, so kind of a cool moment for me

[space wizard @space__wizard]

these people should definitely be paying taxes lmao

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

A reminder that Tommy Tuberville was a collegiate coach for nearly 30 years, during which he coached scores of Black players. He made millions off their abilities, but here’s what he really thinks about Black folks.

[Tony Hightower may have @ThatTonyH]

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

(Via https://t.co/XC3DlIXXC3 )

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

I'm sorry

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

“It’s not a gun issue it’s a mental health issue”

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Lizzo plays a flute and one day later everyone's an expert on flutes. They should keep handing her instruments until we accidentally bring back music education

[John Macintosh @jamacintosh]

i've heard there was a crystal flute
that lizzo played and it pleased the youth
but you don't really care for music, do you?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: In an upset, Rich Strike, the longest shot on the board at 80-1, won the 148th Kentucky Derby in front of the first full crowd at Churchill Downs since 2019. https://t.co/MFEtQ0LXfo