Jack Blazer

Living in a Cattery. My wife thinks I’m really funny sometimes. I have several trashy tattoos.

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@takotadaylor96 Bet you won’t

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uhh Henry on pace for 136 tudders

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My boy take biggest dump on block.

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@kymerrim The most special boy!

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@JackBayside I heard they’re all getting shows on Merit Street Media.

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@drinkgaragebeer If you don’t drink Garage Beer, then fuck you.

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There was a time when albums, EPs, mixtapes, played like a film.
An intentional flow to them.
Interludes, skits, breaks, breaths.
Like intermissions, and acts.
Now, they play like seasons of a show dropping in one day.
Binge.
Why?
Discuss @Music

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Having a Sunday beer on a Saturday

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Slow motion makes every action reprehensible

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Dad on reading the instructions for his waffle maker:

Making a waffle is a big deal.

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Dad hanging Christmas lights:

Remember, it doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to look gaudy.

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@ChuckBassFF When you agonize all week over start/sit and barely secure a win over someone not even setting their lineup. Megalabowl last week.

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@Ihartitz

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The amount of times “we needed it” has been said today @midwestern_ope

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hashtag blessed

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@andyholloway I drafted him 1st overall in a TE premium league.

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My lousy brother owe me seven doller

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@DaveKluge Melvin Gordon III 📈

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@PicturesFoIder Trick question. There is not actually land there, but water. Known as a “bay”. This particular one is called Hudson Bay.

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Fuck ADP