rach

my dog is living my best life.

[rach @freaKing27]

There aren't many things more satisfying than owning the shit out of a parallel park job

[Jess DiRisio @JessDiRisio]

Hi @DoorDash just wondering if you condone your dashers to steal baskets of snacks we leave out for delivery drivers?? I would like my basket back and every single Slimjim back. thanks

[Bradley Gelber @BradleyGelber]

I think Stefon Diggs is ready for Saturday...

📸: Buffalo #Bills

[Greece Athena HS @AthenaHigh]

TBT. Athena Trojans 2010

[Money Power Politics with Stephanie Ruhle @mppmsnow]

Day 1 vs. Day 1,448

[Marcel Louis-Jacques @Marcel_LJ]

Bills QB @JoshAllenQB’s gift to his offensive linemen this year: a set of Callaway golf clubs and lessons at Crag Burn Golf Club

[rach @freaKing27]

https://t.co/XznsYBYV4Z

[rach @freaKing27]

Oh so the racist is also choking her poor dog, while stimulaneously spewing lies to the police... #notsurprised Video in comments https://t.co/IiD4XzFPw2

[rach @freaKing27]

Holy FUQ I love @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight

[rach @freaKing27]

Grandma's quarantine list:
-cover up
-curling iron
-booze
-garden gloves

Truly #related

[rach @freaKing27]

@aspence16 We have already discussed this as well lol

[Beks Pie @beka_bekssss]

How am I supposed to watch my nightly dose of Bobs Burgers when #HuluDown 😭😭😭

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Listen to Larry David:

“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me...I’ll never see you.”

#StayHomeSaveLives

[rach @freaKing27]

How have I even lived this long without seeing #entourage ?

[rach @freaKing27]

#dadjokes

[rach @freaKing27]

THIS LISTSERVE HAS 200 PPL I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU HAD FOR LUNCH, KAREN. MESSAGE JULIE DIRECTLY, DAMN IT.

[rach @freaKing27]

Why is it so hard for ppl to differentiate between 'reply' and 'reply all'

[rach @freaKing27]

Oh you're doing the job you get paid to do? Let's celebrate!!

[rach @freaKing27]

You know you're not in upstate ny anymore when you watch a man put SALT AND PEPPER on PIZZA

[rach @freaKing27]

Honestly there aren't enough hours in the day sometimes