progesterone is the equivalent of leaving out cookies for santa, we all do it even though it probably doesn't do much besides water retention and helping our mood and libido a little
had a ranked game where a paige rescue beamed me to save my life and i hear the sound of a kicked puppy paige say "im sorry if i pulled you out at a bad time you looked like you were about to die" like oh my god paige who hurt you i havent commed or anything and she apologized 🥺
im TIRED of all my frienships and relationships being one sided. its ME asking when people are free to hang out, its me organising everything. i express how i want them to also ask me if im free or to do anything and im told "you should thats your job" THIS ISNT A JOB????
had sex last night for the first time and i had to lock the fuck in because this mentally flash banged into my head as i was inside her so i had to contain my laughter
Husband is sleeping next to me. Has been for over an hour.
I look at him and think "he's so cute... he is the most handsome cutest th-" and he OPENS HIS EYES. We startled each other.
I said "sorry! I just looked at you"
He mumbled "I heard your brain" and rolled over. Still asleep.
The sealing ordinance comes with telepathy. That poor man has to listen to me yap when he's awake AND asleep.